BESSY BATHROOM Analysis

Oh please for Fuck sake!!!!! Flush regularly and be clean throughout.

I m finally abode and i feel so clean and fresh as i always have been, I was in my friends place for the past 4 days and believe it or not, it was a very abnormal stay. I really liked the place and i really like my friends who live there, So this thing is exactly referring to their place (toilet) and not them.

They stay in Besant Nagar, One of the very hep places in Chennai, But their house falls somewhere in the slum areas.;-). Its not at all a good approach as far as the location is concerned but the house is a duplex with a very descent carpet area. As always heard and observed, Bachelor housings are the worst of a kind and really pains those who are normal and stay with some decency. Its not that i am going to their places for the first time, its just that i have not stayed their and followed their lifestyle.

A USUAL DAY (HOLIDAY):
  • 8:00 am- Get up and brush in a basin partly covered with fungus (green color). This is a big thing to do, nor my friends take care of it nor the land lord has taken measures to provide a good housing.
  • 9:00 am- Go to eat breakfast in someplace near (costing around Rs30)
  • 10:00 am- 1:00pm- Some arbit things/chatting/computer or else studies.
  • 1:00pm- going for lunch and returning with a reduce of Rs40
  • 2:00pm - 5:00pm- studying or sleeping or chatting
  • 5:00 pm- Some snacks or tea
  • 5:30 pm- 8:30 pm- studying (strictly coz we have an exam 2 give tomorrow)
  • 9:00pm- dinner with an intention of reducing around Rs40 from the purse
  • 10:00pm - 4:00am- exclusively studying for the next day exam;-)

The center of attraction- BATHROOM /TOILET

They have two bathroom's, one in the ground floor and the other in the top floor. By all due respects the ground floor bathroom has stopped functioning and it has been closed indefinitely(;-)), So the only hope is the top floor bathroom and its utilized by everyone in the room as well as the guests (like me). I was really shocked to see such an awful toilet which was the worst ever to my sight (so far).

MY TACTICS:
The bathroom was good as compared to the toilet part in it, it was so bad that whenever i had 2 look in it while pissing, i used to pity myself for staying in such a dirty place. This was really a bad experience but the ordeal came 2 an end with my return to Grandma's(NANI) place.

Features:
  1. Fully brown pot with yellowish touch on the sides- this was exactly synonymous to a pot with shit sticking to the surface and the yellow piss which was spilled over the top of the pot.
  2. Borne PISSYmacy (I mean supremacy..hah!!)- This was a very funny part of the stay but a mystery till date. Some person in the house used to access the bathroom and return without flushing the toilet or without having bathed for several days. In some instances shit was also found floating by one of the roommates which was successfully transcript to us.
  3. Improper ventilation unit and bad outflow architecture(the sink).

Thats enough for their antique bathroom and now its time that i forget all this, because its just a few minutes for my dinner.....
....GHOOSE FLAH BAH.....
- courtesy (The movie- Anger Management)

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