I PUBLISH, THEREFORE I AM

I posted something a few years back, I was probably drunk and stupid when I blogged this (I don't even remember what was I doing researching matrimonial sites, don't I have better things to do in college, like wasting time ;-)). I don't remember the post content but, I do remember posting a case study on matrimonial sites. Just a few days back, there was a Facebook update and it just stuck me that I can share my blog post with that update, it wasn't forced advertising, I was not trying to prove anything with my update...it was just a Facebook Share for god's sake.  I got a really really bad comment (which I must say, was very correct to their part, actually, I shouldn't have posted this link in that thread), and supposedly, their comment would have been worse if I were not friends with the guy who started the thread. That comment forced me to read my post once again, I dint know I can provoke people to such an extent, so, I went and read the pos...

Certainly, you are. That side of you comes right when you are out in public. Girish (name changed ;-P) went to this party, and when he was walking out, he was asked for a short interview from some TV/media guys, to everyone's surprise, Girish started thanking the authority, the organizing board and some random big-shot in the committee . Few minutes back, he was heard saying "This party is such a waste of time and money, these guys are just fooling public". Why was he bull-shitting the interview? I know him, he is a nice guy but, as they say, sometimes shit happens . He did sound like a politician, dint he. I think it's because he was fooled, and he thought, why should he be the only one ;-P, so he started doing false advertising . Lesson for you is that the next time you see interviews or reviews on TV, don't believe it. Even the best source is capable of doing false advertising .

This product talks wonderfully about itself, the bottle comes with a story, and surprisingly it's not like a sales/marketing pitch. How cool is that ;-). Click the image to enlarge - You have got to read this Why waste water when there are so many other things to waste. Like, time. Yeah, Waste time. That never hurt anyone. Save Water, Waste Time.

M ake people assess you the way you want them to. They say, Don't judge the book by its cover, but you still do it. Intelligent/Clever openings is all it takes, doesn't it,  we are what we are and we do what we do . Early Judgement is all crap (Courtesy: Website ) Simple things such as your computer wallpaper, t-shirt doodle, signature, songs in your car, kind of slippers, choice of words, the perfume you wear, your voice and your email ID...blah blah blah....is what is required for anyone to make a judgement about a whole lot of things in you. If you want me to think the way you'd like me to, then you know what to do. Play smart ;-).  

No no no nono no...what you see is what you get  gets your attention. A wonderful ad I spotted on my way to the office. C'mon, Go get a good F*****CK, everyone needs it ;-D. F*****CK a.k.a FASTRACK eye wear

Yesterdays frustration is todays creativity ;-D. I just found this 10th standard notebook and to my surprise, the notebook label is a masterpiece (may be, its just to my eyes ;-)). It shows, how determined was he, back in the school days. Please judge the book by its cover

Someone stole my PEN DRIVE or I may have just dropped it somewhere. Information is wealth and now I am poor ;-). Just because I am a Writer from the Product documentation team, I have only one solution to these losses. Readme.txt file inside the pen drive. You have to see it to believe it (Click the image to enlarge) By the way, the contents of the pen drive makes it easier for you to understand how crazy the guy really is. One more thing ,  People just cant stop advertising themselves, The guy shamelessly tells you to click on his blog ads (That's called determination) ;-).

I just discovered that my boss gets paid some 100 dollars an hour, the pay components Being bossy with me-  $10 Trying to make me feel like a no-one- $20 Smacking her head or exhaling deeply on me asking her a doubt - $20 Loudly saying that "I want the impossible to be done by the end of day" - $30 Asking a question and knowing I dont have an answer, but, still waiting for a reply- $10 Telling me stuff and asking me "Does that make sense" (like I have an option)- $10 Embarrassing me to the core by talking about how much time I waste on my phone, tea breaks and lunch - PRICELESS A single solution to such bosses: Nod you head and never say a word nor try to reason/justify that the comment they made was utter rubbish, in other words, just shut up, park urself in the office, listen to all that they say and go home like it's just another day at the office. Note: These bosses can be a good help in finding those little...

I've never cared for comments in my blog posts and before I had it disabled, but, comments is what drives bloggers to go on writing and I totally agree that every writer in this god damn cyber world secrectly prays for a bunch of comments on their posts. Now coming to the point, you gotta read this comment, check out the image (or see the post ) The best comment my blog has received so far (or should I say, the most catchy comment) Click the image to read better...I am sure, I wont disappoint you with my reply ;-P The single reason why I like good and even bad comments is because it gives me a feeling "You can love me or hate me but you cant ignore me" and thats the bottom line and I am that damn good!! ;-) (courtesy: Triple H) So, do you wanna comment again...go ahead, m waiting ;-)

Woohoo!! Life is a celebration. Happy 2010. The year that was: Web site development was the first word I said last year and yeah! I changed my native to Hyderabad ...lol Work transition, be it for the good or bad. Its just good to have learnt that  18 months of work experience goes to a dump when it comes to learning " HOW BUSINESS IS DONE ", entrepreneurship is still a pipe dream; I am always talking about it and every guy who's know me, will surely have heard about my business talks and words of wisdom. Never mind, that's a resolution pending for this year. Entertainment and happiness  is what I live for, people say " when you earn, you know the value of money and thats when you cut back on your expenditure ", hell no!, I've just been the guy with least responsibilities whatsoever and fortunately, I don't have to take care of a family (actually, I need to be taken care of), my parents are my real insurance (very very fortunate) . Live li...

Talking about office has become a style statement, all of a sudden, I talk to my friends and everybody pulls their professional side out of their soul, it's amateurish coz when you speak about your office day in and out, you tend to dislike it for all reasons and victimize yourself for being a part of it. Ohh k, my last two posts were about office...but I am no victim, I am just blogging the facts right!! ;-P What's reality?..its obvious but not easy just like common sense is really not common People who work in their respective companies are those who came by choice and not by force , this job is a life saver for them & of course, serves as their so called style statement. Oh my god! I hate my job is so common that it gives them a feeling of being cool but seriously, whats wrong with them...I find it so uncool (I hate my job but I don't tell it unless asked for) At times, people do certain things and make it public about how they fooled their company , well!...

That's what you gotta think when you are in public places, I was reading about these latest gizmo which can freaking zoom over continents (;-D..huh lolz ); So, its very easy to track someone if required (got that!).... I was sitting in my office doing some nasty/regular stuff & suddenly I see this hall camera starring at my soul...;-P (were the CCTV people focusing me & only me!)...that was a shitty moment coz there might be some people who have no other job but to go around chasing you with their digital lens. BEWARE of such SHITTY CAMS , coz they have this recording provision which can capture all your ugly moments. No paparazzi please You never know what shit is going up there in those cameras, so, act the way/be the way you would want to be taped. BTW experiment this yourself , watch people around you for just 2-3 minutes & see what all they do (not at home, in an office or restaurant or some public places), you do this and let me know how it works out (I'm s...

How on earth is this justifiable. Really, you make the situation controversial and then act innocent when questioned. All are westerners in the family & they know the significance of the middle finger but they still flash them for the press usage. Reading a news paper & watching someone show you their finger straight to your face...damn it, no thanks. ( Oh k, I was overreacting..;-) ) Going to polling booths to vote Rs 500 + lots of effort Getting a mark on the middle finger Rs 100 + Celebrity status The whole family flipping their bird for the press Priceless I know it feels great but you don't have to be so damn frank Now, probably there might be an uproar but whatever man...their intentions are good but the way of display is not that encouraging. They are public icons, kids will start flashing their birds just coz they are doing it (how cheap!!). PS: Anyhow, I have no personal grudge on this family...Amit (Ji) ;-D...is one of my fav PS: Its funny...

As the article is personalised a.k.a self composed, I've listed the things which I personally cant stand in girls. One more thing, I feel all the things which are to be followed applies to every other normal a.k.a straight guy. Things which I really cant stand in girls Dressing time - Oh man! its so damn tiring to wait for someone knowing that they are dressing for no reason, BTW its not that girls shouldn't dress but then the wait time really pisses me off. Can't help it! Lots of family/friend talks - Now, when I am with them, I would really like if the talks have something to do with anyone of us or our mutual friends but when they drag their family & friends into the talks...that's it! I am done with it. When your with me be with me & don't blabber the family stuff throughout. My dressing - So what! if I don't have a dressing sense, actually that's how I like it & that's how it's meant to be...So deal with it. Girls like me for my vibe...

Heights man!!...2 much ho gaya ...now how do I vote with this ID. This was my 2 nd application to Election Commission of India. I am not blaming anyone, mistakes are ought to happen and it's very much understood. But with my voter ID, its a blunder. They've jumbled the information of two applicants (I guess). There might be a million applications for them to process & I know I am not the only one with this kinda voter ID. Anyhow what can I do, just have to apply again and hope there is not gonna be a 4 th application..;-) It's really a "Why is it always me?" kinda situation.   Zoom it- you'll know what I am talking about I am Parth Naeer My Sex is Female  Apparently I've got a husband I am 81 born I tell u, I am not at all fault finding by nature but I really cant give a blind eye to this. PS: My information would have been fetched to that women (I guess) PS: I can make out one thing, the information is not wrong, only the photo is of the wrong...

I am an IT guy with Computer Science Engineering degree in hand but no IT job yet. My IT future seems very faint & there is just one thing which I live by, which is HOPE. There is this guy, I think it is " Ramalinga Raju "...LOLz...because of his inflated audit, thousands of hopes have deflated. I am not a SATYAM joinee but ya! I've got friends with SATYAM offer in hand, It is really a "Shit Happens" situation for them. I just wanted 2 express my anger coz its not just a black mark on him conduct but the whole of SATYAM & , but b4 that, I m very thankful 4 his company coz he generated so many IT/engineering jobs, but his 20 Cr /month grand theft surely made the whole company & its 50 thousand employees suffer. Corruption clearly effects the ' Aam /Common' man like you & I, not Ramalinga Raju or the PwC or the MAYTAS board members" That was good enough 2 crack a smile I guess!! (enlarge) PS: Was just doing photoshop ...

This is sure a master piece, Its something which in unquestionably the costliest of the cloth hangers in the world, guess what!! we have it at home, we bought it for around Rs 35000/- only.;-)..Now it might sound unreal but the images would prove my point I have no intentions of posting my undergarments online but forget that coz hanger holds the real essence of the article. If you still dint get it- Its OUR TREADMILL which has got the CLOTH HANGER status after it was unused over a decade...LOL..that was of course an exaggeration but then, its a long long time people used treadmill @ home. This would remove all doubts of it really being the costliest cloth hanger..;-D Its all because of the Hyderabad weather which is making the cloth take in an around 2 days to dry off completely. Not our fault!! PS: The first look made me realize its heights of wastage.

I GOT SHIT ALL OVER ME cortesy- sourabh's comment Mother of all stupidity man!!...I clearly apologize to every god damn person who has read this post , such a lame thing in my blog in not required (m not deleting the post coz its sure to be in one of my most stupidest things ever done list)..I could not have possibly been so Fu&%ing drunk in the morning that i blogged it, Its his (Chintan's) art galleria where he is showcasing (delivering) his art creations... I dint read the last line of the pic,which says it all --- still if you wanna read this shit, proceed or else go from here---- Now whats that, I have seen Arnold's movie where he has played a character of a pregnant man but in real life...Now thats really a fictional scenario, but today in the Times of India, Hyderabad ...One big page has been dedicated to CHINTAN UPADHYAY who is really pregnant & is about to deliver the baby on the coming 18th of july. One question: "from where will the baby come o...

I got damn pissed because of this POWER CUT chaos, i have been living here for almost 2yrs and have suffered a lot with this electricity problem( water problem pains a little lesser than this ). So due to this power cut/voltage drop, a person can do nothing but light candles @ nights or just sit idle @ mornings. So i had to express my anger over this thing, eventually i started writing a poem and finished it impressively( my sake ). Time passed (without power): >15hrs ELECTRIFYING SHIT ON MR.POWER You mother fucking power its the 15th hour voltage drop couldn't be a cause i think ur wife is with menopause because of u shitting with a voltage drop i had to sleep with a towel on top my bathroom bulb got short i pissed all around the pot don't put my anger to test as i am unable to rest if you don't give us light we are fleeting 2 hyd by flight waiting waiting waiting TNEB gets a c-class rating suck my cock u TNEB guys coz i ain't a kid to be disguised its enough! i ha...

I seriously doubt each and every profile in these matrimonial sites, not that they are fake or something; but it's just that they need someone to rewire their heads. MATRIMONIAL SITES RESEARCHED jeevansathi.com tamilmatrimonial.com shaadi.com simplymarry.com The profiles in these websites are so damn amusing that I couldn't stop myself from blogging it ;-D, I have collected some TEXT from some of the profiles posted in these sites, and I have also annexed my thinking/views to it. Looking for: Loving, understanding & not suspicious. Does not ill-treat or hit women ( WTF have people become? cannibals; BTW if at all a person accepts it on the first place, there is no fucking assurance for it after marriage..so stop it ) A very loving & united family. Please do come to our house for tiffin to know more about us ( feels like some kinda bribe, plz u chicks need to stop giving invitations to strangers. You are not dejected pieces, it's just marriage, so chi...