Case Study-MATRIMONIAL SITES

I seriously doubt each and every profile in these matrimonial sites, not that they are fake or something; but it's just that they need someone to rewire their heads.


MATRIMONIAL SITES RESEARCHED
  1. jeevansathi.com
  2. tamilmatrimonial.com
  3. shaadi.com
  4. simplymarry.com
The profiles in these websites are so damn amusing that I couldn't stop myself from blogging it ;-D, I have collected some TEXT from some of the profiles posted in these sites, and I have also annexed my thinking/views to it.


  • Looking for: Loving, understanding & not suspicious. Does not ill-treat or hit women(WTF have people become? cannibals; BTW if at all a person accepts it on the first place, there is no fucking assurance for it after marriage..so stop it)
  • A very loving & united family. Please do come to our house for tiffin to know more about us(feels like some kinda bribe, plz u chicks need to stop giving invitations to strangers. You are not dejected pieces, it's just marriage, so chillllll!!!..Every guy likes a girl with a little of attitude but, this really fucks the roots of it;-))
  • working from in p.sector. my wife also working in p.sector. 2nd daughter doing b.com 3 year. own flat in chennai. my side two brother settled in chennai. one brother settled usa. one sister settled in chennai. wife side one sister settled in chennai,. father & brother expired more than 8 years, all are settled(if everything is settled then why the hell are you posting your profile, plz tell about ur self and the girl, don't give any extra information...I give a damn about your cousins and your freaking brothers. I have noticed that in the end they have written "father and brother expired more than 8 years, all are settled"....cut the crap..this profile is suitable for chepomatrimony.com)
  • My Job: working as APPLICATION DEVELOPER , with M/s. I Nautix India, Chennai since Nov., 2005. Trying to go abroad(why the fuck do I need 2 know about this, it feels like your having an intention of enticing us with this fucking abroad line...everyone can go, now a days..it's nothing special)
  • Myself is funloving and I enjoy every moment of life, either happy or sad(whats wrong with this babe, she enjoys sadness...do I care!!! what if the husband dies, still she'll be happy...secondly, myself is funloving is utter boooooool sheeeeet!!!;-))
  • I can't analyse everyone but I know everyone have some special qualities, because the God made everyone and I am very small to say anything about anybody. I believe in God and His devine powers.(what are you in, some 5th grade ;-)...whats all the special qualities..spiderman or superman (boooool sheeet)...suck my cock u bitch (thats my quality;-)))


WINNER PROFILE
(the first line itself)
I draw 5.6 lpa and expect my special one to draw >7.5 lpa
(the next line itself)
I am down 2 earth
(u mother fucking whore, what are u......bloody 34yr old hag..first think of getting married then put such conditions..I feel this profile is gonna be ever in the site;-D...perfect example of a cheap pussy ;-))


PS: simplymarry.com- if some field is unchecked it gives an option (DOESN'T MATTER) and one other feature is that we can shortlist the profiles (for a better decision).
PS: mostly the fathers have posted their daughters/sons profile...best of luck to them (truly it's a big pain to make a profile and wait eagerly for that special one)

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