ME vs ELELCTRICITY (poem)

I got damn pissed because of this POWER CUT chaos, i have been living here for almost 2yrs and have suffered a lot with this electricity problem(water problem pains a little lesser than this). So due to this power cut/voltage drop, a person can do nothing but light candles @ nights or just sit idle @ mornings. So i had to express my anger over this thing, eventually i started writing a poem and finished it impressively(my sake).

Time passed (without power): >15hrs

ELECTRIFYING SHIT ON MR.POWER

You mother fucking power
its the 15th hour

voltage drop couldn't be a cause
i think ur wife is with menopause

because of u shitting with a voltage drop
i had to sleep with a towel on top

my bathroom bulb got short
i pissed all around the pot

don't put my anger to test
as i am unable to rest

if you don't give us light
we are fleeting 2 hyd by flight

waiting waiting waiting
TNEB gets a c-class rating

suck my cock u TNEB guys
coz i ain't a kid to be disguised

its enough! i have a plan
2 go from here as far as i can

if you still want me 2 chill
what the heck! i pay the bill

don't think i was sitting idle
the last 2 lines makes me giggle

i give u an open challenge 2 fight me, MR. POWER
but wait 4 some time as i am ridding your wife in the SHOWER

PS: Electricity is a very important ingredient to life (without that - No computer, No TV etc etc)...here life is synonymous to my PC;-)
PS1: I am ultra pissed with the Electricity board (TNEB)-Tamil Nadu electricity board
PS2: It went @ 6:45pm yesterday and came only @ 10:45am today, then it came in intervals, but now its been an hour without a power cut (heavennnnnnnn;-))
PS3: this is self composed..hah hah hah!!..thanx thanx

Yo Peace!!!

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