I got physical

Huh, you naughty fella, I know whatcha thinking...I just wanted to open with a so called joke ;-).

So, after a long long time, I got free time to get a full body Health checkup, Dental appointment & an Ayurvedic Massage, Yes!! An Ayurvedic Massage ;-). What am I, Crazy? Why do I even wanna broadcast such things online? I aint crazy, nor do I want my subscribers/readers to get bored; I think this has a good takeaway.

What I realized after getting physical (a.k.a getting a massage)

Opened all energy gates (Courtesy: Naruto ;-))- I really feel energetic after this ayurvedic massage, it's not the first time but this was after a long long time. Totally worth the money and till yesterday, I dint even know that certain parts of my body were bendable ;-D (coz we are not fools/kinda wise to reach every joint and massage ourselves ;-)).
    • Head Massage- my head felt lite and I was applying thought (Courtesy: Wipro ;-)). It felt really good and the first thing in my head was "what kinda work/job am I doing; Is there any opening in Vivekananda mission where I can write/learn/teach and be in the nature, far far away from the iphone age ;-)". Realization number 1: Most of us are nature loving people and when our head is free of thoughts or full of thoughts, we dont think about business or money, instead, we think about work and how to get simplicity in our lives".
      • The Realization bed ;-)
    • Oil massage- This section requires parental guidance, which is why, it is not available here ;-). So, it got me thinking a lot which is out of my blog's scope. Do you get the point, if not, go get an oil massage and see what comes in your mind.
    • Sauna/Steam bath- You might have read in a lot of places, but, if you wanna know and see it for yourself; there are real pores in our skin where dirt accumulates and prevents fresh air to fortify our skin (As I was told). After sauna & steam, these pores are opened only to surprise us with a pure/clean skin texture and our hair becomes as soft as a soft toy ;-). Realization number 3: we humans have a very clean body and the skin is really an organ which needs our attention, So, dont just apply any arbitrary thing on your skin or wear dirty clothes coz even our skin breaths.
    • Shikakai clensing powder- first things first, Shikakai is good as long as its just a brown power, but, once you mix it with water and apply on your hair, it smells like SHIT ;-D coz nowadays our hair is used to Sunsilk/Fructis ;-). By the way, dont do the same mistake as I did, shikakai is for hair and not for body ;-D. Realization number 4: Certain natural things which are good for our body really dont reach our minimal expectations and In this case, your smelling glands gets terrorized/murdered ;-), So, a cough or a blocked nose is highly recommended ;-D.
Final Realization: It's all for the good, a massage is really a good investment and everyone should get it once in a while. So, go ahead and get a massage to realize more.

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