Parrot Predictions

Parrot Predicting My Future & My lifestyle...A Parrot deciding whats my future like on the basis of the card it selects (sounds totally absurd & doing such a thing is stupidity)
- Girish (before 2 days)
But then, Yesterday itself!! I just went for this prediction service (it was kinda cool)
Bhavishya/future is something which ain't predictable but then, there are people who claim to do it & something inside me makes me want to know the future & believe in these things. Its not a costly service, so why the hell should I not give it a try!!!...thats what made me do this

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The Video gives the total interview/chat which is there in words down below:
Me- its what m thinking & not what m speaking
Parrot Guy: Naam kya hai?
Me:Girish Mahadevan
Parrot Guy: says- "Girish Mahadevan Jyotishi" to the parrot & opens the shutter for the parrot to come n pick a card
Me: stunned!! (just coz it picked the card nearest to its shutter, kya lazy parrot hai...LOL)
Parrot Guy: Telugu ya Hindi
Me: Hindi! Hindi!!
Parrot Guy: Paisa Nahi rehta aapke hath mei, Kamana thoda hai aur kharcha karna zyada hai Me: not at all!! (m quite economical, I think he told this coz of my beardo looks I guess!!)
Parrot Guy: Bad time khatam hogaya aapka
Me: Ohh gr8, thank god!!
Parrot Guy: Badon ki bath nahi suntey, sirf apni sunta ho!!
Me: true to the core but then vo toh sabhi ka case hai (m not the only one)
Parrot Guy: Gussa aaya toh phata phat bol dete ho!!
Me: true to the core again!! (good call)
Parrot Guy: Aapka bad time khatam ho gaya, jo bhi karogey accha hoga
Me: thank god again!! but y did he say that 2 times (nyhow good 4 me)
Parrot Guy: Badey logon ka kamai ka khane ka nahi hai, khud ke kamai ka khane ka
Me: of course!! I m totally going to be that
Parrot Guy: Doston se maar khane ka time khatam hogaya
Me: WTF, maine kab Doston se maar kahya hai, nyhow...good 4 me, so its oh k
Parrot Guy: Aapke ghar mei ek shaadi hone wali hai
Me: oh boy! Now thats something gr8, we have a marriage coming up in a weeks time (good call)
Parrot Guy: Jo bhi kaam karte ho usko dhire dhire karenga toh accha hota, jaldi mei karain toh nahi hota, next month aapko good news aayega
Me: han kya!! (totally bowled)
Parrot Guy: Aapka bhagwan SAI BABA hai
Me: very very very very true, I hear SAI RAM at least 20 times a day (mouthed by my mom)

Finally, nodding my head & giving Rs 20/- for the service

PS: Now I feel I dint utilize the service properly, I should have personally asked him about- "My Marriage", "My Job", "My family", "My life" & other things to do with "My Fame"...Not that I would point blank it to my life as he says but then, just for the sake of asking & utilizing the service
PS: It was like 70:30 ratio (belief: disbelief)
PS: I had to note down exactly what he's telling coz I may not recall the chat later on, as in the video, Parrot is continually creating disturbance.

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