Balls 2 COMMITMENT ;-D

Bloody commitment!!...I was just getting a little knack over these delicate matters namely "relationships and commitments" but one recent experience just blew it. B4 the relationship could sprout it got smashed with some kinda soil erosion i guess.

I would not name my friend but for retaining the privacy i would name my friend as Ms.HollowBrain and the guy i.e. her x-boyfriend to be Mr.FutureActor.

CAUSE of the BREAKUP
I would lay down the so called facts in a chronological order by forming a conversation script and ya BTW i would add my masala for making this lame conversation a little interesting ;-)
(things i write in the brackets are my thinking and nothing 2 do with the exact script ;-D)

Mr.FutureActor: I love u...(but intelligently..kick ass fundas..would be explained in the later part of the conversation)
Ms.HollowBrain:Would let u know soon....(i yam so damn excited!!..actor n all..sounds amazing)
Mr.FutureActor: So what is it...(bloody fucking suspense.;-))
Ms.HollowBrain: yessssssssss!!....(good 4 me, i yam really really serious with u)
Mr.FutureActor: Lets walk...(thats my way of ninja...bloody old hags;-), no other mode of dating i guess, walking is so aboriginal)
Ms.HollowBrain: nicely walking and finishing of the preliminary phase 1 activities (boy!! shez on a ride)
Mr.FutureActor: Can i have your horoscope??..(as i mentioned in the first statement- "intelligently"..this is 2 its reference;-))
Ms.HollowBrain: Take !! (after revealing 2 her parents about him..fucking risky task..this is the most shitty part of the conversation..Who considers a horoscope in a love marriage??..first they want 2 love then they also wanna go the traditional way!!...Bull Shit!!)
Mr.FutureActor: Sorry it doesn't match...it says we wont live together after the so called marriage ( Fuck the horoscope, i feel so bad, i just wanna cry..oh really!!...its high time we fuck our own ways!!)
Ms.HollowBrain: Its so tough...(awwwwwwwwwww!!!..damn you...Dont tell me?? a week long commitment is so fucking hard 2 loose or wat......be strong u bozo...there is a lot more 2 come...actually others like u more that anyone...u have ur close friends...as a matter of fact, i m also there...Apart from u being indefinitely dum, ur still very important 2 me)


Thats all!!....it was a long week for my friend i guess, leave it and just move on would be highly advisable @ this point of time. I cant even advise her as i have never had any commitments, so she may back answer and tell something lame (as usual!!..thats her way of ninja;-)(talking rubbish)). So i just "let go"....she has her friend who can take care of her.

God speed Ms.HollowBrain....bloody cry baby...she's the only girl i have seen who cries n just cries for everything, it just feels as if she has a built in tear producing equipment in her eyes. I seriously dont like cry babies but this baby is really special 2 me, so never mind.;-)

PS1: I have an experience....its good 4 me, if such situation comes up, i can have my own game plan and save it from such a disastrous ending.
PS2: I am not aware of the whole content, as she doesn't share everything with me (I guess!)..dont know why but i just feel that i am not falling under that "ur the one" category..but still whatever i had, i presented and added a little masala touch 2 it..;-) Take care...

Oh GOD HELP HER

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