REPORT- Health check-up

Now, its proven that I am wealthy...coz they say "health is wealth"..maaf PJ :-D
Health checkup had really been procrastinated for about 6 months. Now that I am done with it, it feels secure & healthy (just as I always feel..lolz).

But, it was my first time...so, what exactly was I made to do..:-D
  1. Shit test a.k.a Stool test- most awkward thing I've ever done (so far)
  2. Piss test a.k.a Urine test- cake walk, I have a command over my soldier (start...stop...start...stop)
  3. Blood test- bearable, not a big deal "been there done that"...lolz
  4. Lipid profile- high funda term, its some cholesterol stuff
  5. Liver function test- no idea but its all good/normal
  6. X-ray chest- ya that dark room wala test...take a deep breath, hold it & clickkkkk
  7. Ultrasound scan of whole abdomen (Pregnancy wala instrument)- I was laughing throughout the test, I am very tickle prone & that pregnancy environment was really cool..;-D.
  8. ECG- some pumps fitted, normal heart beat

Master Health checkup report

Hospital: ITMR Specialty Diagnostics, Rd 1 Banjara Hills, Hyderabad
So, that was good enough...My report says "This guy is doing damn good" (touch wood)
This is something which I wanna do every 6 months & I really expect myself to perform the same way all time.

PS: Everything is good good good.....but again there has to some thing in the report which is not in range " nahi toh mere report ko nazar lag jaigi"...;-D...it is something called "Eosinophils" under WBC ( Normal Range is 1-6% but I've got 8%...close call..;-D)
PS: Whatever man...Just believe in staying healthy; statistics are not real indicators...Its just whats within which totally counts.

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