This is the shit guys discuss when having drinks


Funny! If you make a pie chart and try to categorize the kind of things guys talk about, you’ll see, it’s usually about work, women, entertainment, leadership, politics, beliefs, and injustice. Guys solve a lot of problems orally and for some reason, whatever topic it may be, everyone in the group has some shitty story or at least an opinion (some are made up and some are real stories, but the point it, it doesn't matter as long as it's interesting).

Why would you want to read this? I don't know why, maybe you don't need it... totally up to you!  I am not writing this to solve a problem or for some greater good...this shit was in my mind for a long time...whenever guys drink, I've noticed that we somehow discuss the same things over and over...if you are some scientist or some person who wants answers, then you might want to read this :)! Voila!

By the way, guys don't always cover everything everytime...but if you know what kinds of things guys talk about, you won't make a mistake of talking about furniture, clothes, trigonometry, some guy who said something wrong, the cute kid next door, and the talented girl in the TV show. #JustSaying 


Pour some drink!

How is work?
What is that you actually do? 
You guys make good money? Is it good enough?
Where were you before this?
How is your boss and your office culture?
Oh you are from that college! How was it?

College was full of girls aye!
You are getting calls! Is she your girlfriend?
How is it going with her?
Why did you break up? Or did she?
It takes time to move on? I know, I've been there done that?
Oh ok? What about previous break ups?
How long did the best of your relationships go?
Cool! Where did you meet this new girl you are talking about?
You are totally crazy about this women han! Where is she from?

Pour some drink!

You guys were together there, wow? How was the place?
How are the girls in your city?
Guys are always talking about fucking different girls han? Living an American dream is all shit isn't it?
It’s the cultural difference, some want it really bad and some just like it and are ready to wait?
So, you fuck-around or you are the other type?
Why don’t you like that type of a person?

Pour some drink!

What happened to your cousin who married that type of a person?
In general, how do guys in your religion/cast get married, as in, the rituals?
How is the life after marriage?
Damn it’s lots of responsibility, gotta do all kinds of freaky stuff now?
What freaky stuff?
You want to go to these these places? Good for you!

Pour some drink!

Did you see that outrageous news?
Shit! This is what the government should do?
Those bunch of assholes don’t understand anything, do they?
Do you know how other countries fair in these matters?
This country has good economy, but they are fucking themselves up in other ways?
How is the leadership of that politician?
I can’t believe he could do such a silly thing, what was he thinking?
He is born and bought up in that part of the world, that’s why?
What kind of belief system do they have, god knows?
This religion has some nice saying, you know?
But then, what about these things in the religion? that's just not justified, right?

Pour some drink!

This is what I think is the mistake, people are not doing this this and this?
Who is suffering, people right?
There is so much poverty and this cultural clashes is the last thing we need at this point?
About the poverty, it’s good that this dude is doing something really good for the society?
He is a smart dude, reminds me of this leader?
That leader was insane, he had the vision and all that it took to develop the product/organization?
Do you know how was he in his 20s?

Pour some drink!

What you planning to do this week?
Cool! We can solve your problem like this? I think you should do this?
I don’t know if it is solvable, I’ll try that and see what happens!

Hey dude…dude…you slept?? <<sigh>> Never mind! Good night!!!

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