Friday, September 28, 2007

Engineering Procrastinated

This is a shear fact.....without a doubt i can sense that procrastination is what exactly is implemented as a mandatory mentality in engineering. Don't no why? but this is the case throughout my engineering life and as a matter of fact its not just me or my college students; its everyone in this course who is into procrastination.

ISTYLE ICON

This is a gr8 parameter for measuring mental abilities or in a way acumen of a person. People think its good to study in the end and leaving everything for the last night to finish. The person who can successfully finish the whole syllabus in the last night(one day b4 the exam) and manage to score a descent 70% is considered GOD with respect to a person who has studied the whole semester with a score of 90%, this has been the fashion over the years and i feel its gonna continue indefinitely with no verge of stopping or decreasing.
I came to engineering field with just an intention to study and get the degree and make sure that i have made it up for the low credits which i scored while my schooling. After i came here i saw a lot of competitive spirit in people and i got influenced by it and then i also started working hard like what an engineering student is expected to do.

But then how long did it last???? it was just for a matter of two years after that i became normal and started following the routine life of what is called wasting time and there was nothing stopping me after that. Here i am with one single doubt that why are people like this; what makes them to procrastinate and what is the main motive or what are the reasons behind this particular habit of engineering students.
note: here other stream students may also be included but i have not generalized the situation coz i am not really aware of the situation in the different branch.

REASONS:

  1. Preoccupation of work
  2. Unwanted disputes and complex and politics which are present in all the ways of life.
  3. Girls- these fucking breasted creatures spoil all the fun as every guy would wonder about those beautiful juicy juicy mangoes wherein it would just be a mosquito byte presented with all sorts of tissue papers stuffed inside those bloody hangers. As a matter of fact i do fantasize those things and there is nothing wrong as its normal and very evenly symmetric with a male behavior.
  4. Fickle things made very complex and giving utmost importance
  5. Bad dwelling environment which leads to ineffective physical strength and thus we are tired for anything we do.
  6. No will power- this is the best things to justify procrastination.

I am really tired of these things and i finally want to conclude this post with a thinking that this is very natural habit and is meant to be experienced during the engineering days and has a gr8 impact over the candidate when he/she comes to know about the things experienced while engineering and how to improve upon those things in the future, this is what is exactly my motive towards writing and analyzing this particular behavior of engineering students was.

Kudos to all engineering students for developing such habits.



PS: i m in lub with engineering; -) and i just cant stop thinking about it in these final days of my engineering life
PS1: Here i have been really cruel to girls in the reasoning pint- but here i declare that i am straight and i have no reasons to criticize anyone, but its a real thing which was to be pulled out of my mind.
PS2: this is just one single and small aspect of the engineering life and there are a lot of things to discuss and may be the heading of my other posts, so always take every -ve aspect as an experience and learning a lesson from it for a better tomorrow....

My Village- Alwarthirunagar

I live in Chennai, thats what i usually tell 2 people who are not exactly aware of where i stay.;-)
Just kidding, actually i live in chennai but in the outskirts.

Its really true that i stay in a village and whenever i m with my friends i get a lot comments flowing around about my location(all -ve). Its not that i am embarrassed of living here, actually i have all amenities which are mandatory and i m in a very caring hands of my Nani, She pampers me more than any one in this world (even my parents). So its not any issue but just a real world problem which is meant to be analyzed.

Things which would last till the end (in my mind):

  1. The filthily poor neighbors(;-)), i m serious about this, they are so cheap that they don't even have a courtesy to put a bulb if it gets fused.
  2. There is so much of politics regarding the WATER problem in this place, sometimes even i also get involved in these trivially fucking agendas.
  3. mundane tasks are always accompanied by some pain, its just that nothing happens as required or as conventionally wanted by most of us.
  4. The all night "electricity cut" problem which makes me sweat like a pig(pigs don't sweat!!).
  5. The cobwebs in the bathroom which is just a additive to the wild life sanctuary residing in the bathroom. Its full of spiders, cockroaches, ants and lizards ...n ya rats r a premium to the place.

The +ve aspect of my stay in this place:
  1. I know about दुनीया दारी and how people react to things.
  2. I have developed the "adjusting mechanism" in myself over the years.
  3. I feel people are so damn poor that they fight for living, so i should be happy with everything so far and possibly help poor people when i have sufficient money.
  4. Politics is everywhere so its better 2 be aware of it rather than being away form it.
  5. Not to waste anything coz there are so many people who are unlucky to have them.
  6. Young and the old people have 2 different mind set, so think the way they do to please them.
  7. I have lost all my complex regarding things which i used to consider cheap and done by low class people, there's nothing like low class people its just the low class mentality which i had b4.
-ve aspect:
  1. I have been living in an unhealthy environment.
  2. People are not really caring and helping by nature so it generates the same type of nature considering me with them.
  3. Tired of the cheap habits and reasoning of people who live nearby.
  4. People who are nearby are those who do not have any background and thats not whats eating me up, its just that they are not ready to listen or learn, they have their own way of living life in a weired sense.
  5. Skeptic with anyone in the building, maybe they r trying to con me, all are bloody mother fuckers except a few.
  6. Cattle all around the place makes me think that i m in some milk factory;-(
  7. On the way I see people shitting on the corners every morning when i go for a 500 meter walk to the main road for catching my college bus.
  8. often i get embarrassed and sometimes even feel bad about not inviting my friends over to my place as its full of shittttttttttt.


PS: I couldn't have been much happier, its really a gr8 place 2 be if both the aspects are considered and i feel these things which i learned here will surly play a part in the future and then i will be revisiting this particular post with full content.;-)
PS2: Thanks 2 my very own Nani who does everything for me, really its a true love towards a grandson, i m blessed to have such a Nani.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

My HOUR POWER

I have been into one of the audio books which had lottsa seeds, So i just went for it and i m lucky to have done that.
The books name is
Anthony Robbins - Get The Edge

its really gr8....Its not that i have heard it fully, its just that today was my first day and its a 7day or a 30day program (that totally depends on the listener(me)). My first day of listening is over and i have got highly influenced by this Man.

One things which i want to implement from today is the " HOUR POWER mechanism " in my day 2 day life- This is because of a fact which really stuck my mind after listening to todays session, its that every time of the day we just keep giving giving giving giving and just giving but its all going to someone else..... WHAT ABOUT ONESELF????...I aint giving time 2 myself, now thats where the problem lies. So i am implementing this with full determination and hope it continues till my life.

Things 2 do in this Hour:

  1. Thank God & my parents for what ever i have and experienced so far
  2. Pray God (this would be गायत्री मंत्र as far as i know)
  3. Think about what emotions i have experienced which are good and which are bad.
  4. Make a commitment to the day and juice it up with a question like "How am i gonna add meaning to this day of my Life????????"
  5. Meditate (breathing exercise and some yoga आसना )

Thats good enough for an hour....... k then......Road 2 my commitment/Fulfillment is a gr8 contender for my next post....;-)....tata

Monday, September 24, 2007

INDIA won 20-20

KICK ASS !!!!!!!!!



World Cup 20 20 was actually not that popular, this was the first ever world cup implementing such rules. Now its 2020 time in India.....I just love the strategies in it. Its a true YOUTH CRICKET as far as playing is concern.
It was World Cup Finals today and minutes back India beat Pakistan with a very very close fight fought by them. I seriously feel that Pakistan has lost just because of luck and they equally deserved it.

India Vs Pakistan
Just one word comes in my mind when i hear it, its the rivalry. As a matter of fact its not just me almost 99% of the Indian crowd thinks the same.
SOUNDS LIKE FIXING
Oh my God!!!! whenever i sit down to watch a India Pakistan cricket match i never come out with clean hands i.e. its just that the matches played are of a different standard , which cannot be expressed in words and these can really make a heart patient experience a heart attack if the match is taken with intense emotion and treated with utmost patriotism.

SCORE CARD

ICC World Twenty20 2007 - India Vs Pakistan
New Wanderers Stadium, Johannesburg


Toss won by: India Status : Match Ended
Batted first : India Batted Second: Pakistan
Match Result: India beat Pakistan by 5 runs
Man of the match:
Irfan Pathan
Man of the series:
Shahid Afridi

India Innings
Batsman Status Runs Balls 4's 6's
Gautam Gambhir c Mohammad Asif b Umar Gul

75

54 8 2
Yusuf Pathan c Shoaib Malik b Mohammad Asif

15

8 1 1
Robin Uthappa c Shahid Afridi b Sohail Tanvir

8

11 1 0
Yuvraj Singh c & b Umar Gul

14

19 1 0
MS Dhoni (C) (W) b Umar Gul

6

9 0 0
Rohit Sharma not out

30

16 2 1
Irfan Pathan not out

3

3 0 0
Joginder Sharma





Harbhajan Singh





Sreesanth





RP Singh





Total: 157 for 5 in 20.0 overs Run Rate: 7.85 Extras : 6 (b - 0, w - 4, nb - 1, lb - 1, Penalty - 0)
Fall of wickets:1/25 (Yusuf Pathan 2.4 ov.), 2/40 (Robin Uthappa 5.4 ov.), 3/103 (Yuvraj Singh 13.3 ov.), 4/111 (MS Dhoni 15.2 ov.), 5/130 (Gautam Gambhir 18 ov.)
Bowlers Overs Maidens Runs Wickets Wides Noballs
Mohammad Asif 3 0 25 1 1 0
Sohail Tanvir 4 0 29 1 2 0
Shahid Afridi 4 0 30 0 0 0
Mohammad Hafeez 3 0 25 0 0 0
Umar Gul 4 0 28 3 1 1
Yasir Arafat 2 0 19 0 0 0


Pakistan Innings
Batsman Status Runs Balls 4's 6's
Mohammad Hafeez c Robin Uthappa b RP Singh

1

3 0 0
Imran Nazir run out (Robin Uthappa)

33

14 4 2
Kamran Akmal (W) b RP Singh

0

3 0 0
Younus Khan c Yusuf Pathan b Joginder Sharma

24

24 4 0
Shoaib Malik (C) c Rohit Sharma b Irfan Pathan

8

17 0 0
Misbah-ul-Haq c Sreesanth b Joginder Sharma

43

38 0 4
Shahid Afridi c Sreesanth b Irfan Pathan

0

1 0 0
Yasir Arafat b Irfan Pathan

15

11 2 0
Sohail Tanvir b Sreesanth

12

4 0 2
Umar Gul b RP Singh

0

2 0 0
Mohammad Asif not out

4

1 1 0
Total: 152 for 10 in 19.3 overs Run Rate: 7.79 Extras : 12 (b - 1, w - 6, nb - 1, lb - 4, Penalty - 0)
Fall of wickets:1/2 (Mohammad Hafeez 0.5 ov.), 2/26 (Kamran Akmal 2.3 ov.), 3/53 (Imran Nazir 5.4 ov.), 4/65 (Younus Khan 8.3 ov.), 5/76 (Shoaib Malik 11.3 ov.), 6/77 (Shahid Afridi 11.4 ov.), 7/104 (Yasir Arafat 16 ov.), 8/138 (Sohail Tanvir 18 ov.), 9/141 (Umar Gul 18.5 ov.), 10/152 (Misbah-ul-Haq 19.3 ov.)
Bowlers Overs Maidens Runs Wickets Wides Noballs
RP Singh 4 0 26 3 0 1
Sreesanth 4 1 44 1 2 0
Joginder Sharma 3.3 0 20 2 2 0
Yusuf Pathan 1 0 5 0 0 0
Irfan Pathan 4 0 16 3 1 0
Harbhajan Singh 3 0 36 0 1 0

Most unforgettable moment of the match were:
  1. Robin Uttapha Run Out (amazing throw)
  2. 18th over and just 17 to win (No chance of victory)
  3. Sharukh Khan supporting India throughout the match and in the closing ceremony presentation he came and hugged each and every Indian Player;-)
TRULY MADLY DEEPLY
I feel really bad for the Pakistan team because its this team which has been regarded as rivals and always our victory resounds to hold some cruel intentions.
I really Like AFRIDI, just because of his amazing cricketing career and his determination to score against INDIA almost every time he plays with India. Best of luck man.;-)

Kudos Indian Team and Mr. Mahinder Singh Dhoni for his (Debut) tournament victory.
JAI HIND

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Please ACCEPT

"Please Accept"-- These were the exact words told by one of my friend with whom i was debating over an hour and the resultant was my negligence over the extent of knowledge over the topic.

MY MISTAKES:

  1. I was not fully aware of the topic which i was fighting 4
  2. I was over confident about myself and thought people will not be aware of this topic as much as i do
  3. I Assumed things, my biggest mistake; i made a ASS-U-ME in the end.
  4. I was not ready to accept what my friend was telling, this is mainly because of my superiority complex residing in me

SCENE:

I started to discuss over "Earnings made on the site are mainly due to the HITS i.e. the number of visits to that particular site". I started off with full confidence and then he interrupted and bluntly detested to what i was telling and gave the reasoning of "AddSense" , I knew about this AddSense as i had applied to GOOGLE for this job and also because i an active blogger. Now here my superiority complex played its part, i wanted to ignore him and stress on my point but then the topic grew intensely and i was really enjoying the debate, i showed him a site with a reasoning very similar to that of mine and then i found that the site had nowhere written about its earnings due to number of visits. So the topic went on with a lot of GoOgling in the net. I came up with an idea to stop this debate and prove that i am rite, so i took the initiative to search the net for relevant topics but in all the topics regarding the earnings in the site i found only one mode that was "through ADD SENSE" , was really tensed but then as i have been reading some self improvement books i was courageous enough to accept my mistake with no more doubts.

When i turned to him and said "no its not there"....THUD!!!! came the reply "please accept da" and then i really accepted my mistake and then we went on with the other work which was to be finished.


+ve Effect:
  1. No more over confidence exhibition without having full knowledge of that particular thing
  2. More intensely working on understanding the root of the cause rather than just looking at the facts and figures
  3. No more Superiority Complex with any person, let it be a baby or a granny, all are given the exact response with zero complex
  4. Change of attitude towards such situations and towards such people
  5. I am aware of one of my negative aspect to improve on
  6. The cause of writing this blog for self-improvement;-)
-ve Effect:
  1. Got really pissed about why i started the topic
  2. Never to speak when not been asked to
  3. Be "introvert types" with people who are not aware of speech ethics
  4. Not to spread knowledge or as a matter of fact thinking with anyone for any sake

PS:I WOULD ALWAYS ACCEPT WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING AND THEN WITHOUT ANY CONTRADICTION I WOULD MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE CORRECT , IF I AM TOTALLY AWARE OF WHAT THE TOPIC IS ALL ABOUT, THEN I WOULD DISAGREE WITHOUT BEING DISAGREEABLE, BUT WILL NEVER EVER SPARK A DISPUTE OR A DEBATE!!!!

Friday, September 21, 2007

LIFE - Swami Vivekananda


This an amazing image excerpt, its really worth clicking.

BESSY BATHROOM Analysis

Oh please for Fuck sake!!!!! Flush regularly and be clean throughout.

I m finally abode and i feel so clean and fresh as i always have been, I was in my friends place for the past 4 days and believe it or not, it was a very abnormal stay. I really liked the place and i really like my friends who live there, So this thing is exactly referring to their place (toilet) and not them.

They stay in Besant Nagar, One of the very hep places in Chennai, But their house falls somewhere in the slum areas.;-). Its not at all a good approach as far as the location is concerned but the house is a duplex with a very descent carpet area. As always heard and observed, Bachelor housings are the worst of a kind and really pains those who are normal and stay with some decency. Its not that i am going to their places for the first time, its just that i have not stayed their and followed their lifestyle.

A USUAL DAY (HOLIDAY):

  • 8:00 am- Get up and brush in a basin partly covered with fungus (green color). This is a big thing to do, nor my friends take care of it nor the land lord has taken measures to provide a good housing.
  • 9:00 am- Go to eat breakfast in someplace near (costing around Rs30)
  • 10:00 am- 1:00pm- Some arbit things/chatting/computer or else studies.
  • 1:00pm- going for lunch and returning with a reduce of Rs40
  • 2:00pm - 5:00pm- studying or sleeping or chatting
  • 5:00 pm- Some snacks or tea
  • 5:30 pm- 8:30 pm- studying (strictly coz we have an exam 2 give tomorrow)
  • 9:00pm- dinner with an intention of reducing around Rs40 from the purse
  • 10:00pm - 4:00am- exclusively studying for the next day exam;-)

The center of attraction- BATHROOM /TOILET

They have two bathroom's, one in the ground floor and the other in the top floor. By all due respects the ground floor bathroom has stopped functioning and it has been closed indefinitely(;-)), So the only hope is the top floor bathroom and its utilized by everyone in the room as well as the guests (like me). I was really shocked to see such an awful toilet which was the worst ever to my sight (so far).

MY TACTICS:
The bathroom was good as compared to the toilet part in it, it was so bad that whenever i had 2 look in it while pissing, i used to pity myself for staying in such a dirty place. This was really a bad experience but the ordeal came 2 an end with my return to Grandma's(NANI) place.

Features:
  1. Fully brown pot with yellowish touch on the sides- this was exactly synonymous to a pot with shit sticking to the surface and the yellow piss which was spilled over the top of the pot.
  2. Borne PISSYmacy (I mean supremacy..hah!!)- This was a very funny part of the stay but a mystery till date. Some person in the house used to access the bathroom and return without flushing the toilet or without having bathed for several days. In some instances shit was also found floating by one of the roommates which was successfully transcript to us.
  3. Improper ventilation unit and bad outflow architecture(the sink).

Thats enough for their antique bathroom and now its time that i forget all this, because its just a few minutes for my dinner.....
....GHOOSE FLAH BAH.....
- courtesy (The movie- Anger Management)

Monday, September 17, 2007

Never Judge a person...

This post is written with extreme sorrow and sadness, i have never got the feeling that i judge people within no time and the judgment is nothing but a 10% insight over the topic(so i am in 90% dark about the situation), This type of philosophy should not be pertained for a long time and we should really have an immense thinking over a lot many issues surrounding us with respect to that person to finally come 2 a conclusion about anything.

I am really not good at making judgments especially those which involves people, i don't have a tact of knowing about the situations with a matter of a little consumption of my brain.

At this point of time i have sorted out a few things which are supposed to be taken care off (before I get to any conclusion about a person):

  1. Don't ever listen to what is told by anyone bluntly, try to make out the tone being used and what exactly is wanting to be conveyed.
  2. Must not declare anyone to be a "type of a person" just with one situation which makes him to exactly fit the type. There are possibilities that even the toughest of the toughest could have stumbled and things could have gone write/wrong.
  3. Apply some thought to anything which is said, apart from it being a fact or a proverb, try to link it with anything which is in the head.
  4. Never react too much. This is not just because it imparts a ill will nature but also because the other person could have purposely wanted to test me for reacting in such situation. Things may exactly fall in the opposite direction which would make all my saying and judgements to nothing but a piece of shit.
  5. Believe in others (first) then if there are any proof (shear shot once) then try to get the thing out of the person. Always believe in the person and have in mind that there can be some compulsion which makes him/her to speak like this.

I have tried to redirect the words in my post to a very close and a gr8 friend of mine, i seriously wish him good for everything he's doing in this particular situation and i totally believe in him for whatever he is doing because he truly a kind hearted guy with enough knowledge and talent to tackle the situation and i sincerely pray to god that he acts Brave, Descent, Logical and bold to somehow make his way outta this situation in his life with no further elongation of the misunderstanding.

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY HELP HIM BECAUSE ITS A PERSONAL MATTER AND I DO MAINTAIN A VERY HEALTHY CENTER OF RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM WHICH MAKES ME THINK ABOUT THE TOPIC AS I AM REALLY CLOSE TO HIM AND AT THE SAME TIME PRAY FOR IT 2 GET OVER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

GOD BLESS.....TAKE CARE...TATA

Saturday, September 15, 2007

GANESH CATURTHI

Its this time of the year when Mumbai rocks (actually Mumbai is ever rocking ;-)), here concerns are to the festival which generates family sentiments and brings everyone 2gether with lots of get together parties.

VINAYAGA POOJA @ CHENNAI:

This is what exactly i was doing today, not that it took a lot of time(10 minutes) but it was really new 2 me as i was doing it for the first time. I bought one GANESH idol for the pooja which turned out to be so good that my Nani(grandma) decided that it will not have a dip in the near future(वीसरजन).
SPECIAL: koraikattais ( sweet and salt ), Vadai ( sweet and salt ), Paisam (खीर) and a lot more but the main have been listed.

BACK HOME @ MUMBAI:

Now this was an another type of entertainment, not of a spiritual kind but full of fun with a little of pooja.
Back in mumbai the situation was something like this:

  1. Dance Competition
  2. Sports ( TT, Carrom and a lot more)
  3. Games ( musical chair as fas as i am concern but a lot more were there)
  4. Dinner
  5. Pooja ( in the end @ night )
BOTH are good in their grounds, if i have a choice 2 make then it would be really difficult but at this point of time i would go for the chennai type celebrations as there is a piece of mind and is not at all time consuming.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Balancing Time and Work

The balancing Act


We are blessed with 24hrs a day, the number itself is really in symmetry. I feel that if we balance time and work then we could lead the best possible life because we get one chance to live and considering the unprecedented accidents out of this particular scenario, we should utilize our time properly and make sure that we are consuming the full juice @ that moment. I have been really bad at keeping time tables but today suddenly i felt thats its not morning/ afternoon/ evening which matters, its just the time which is spent counts. We should not keep anything for a particular phase of the day, actually if some work is ought to be done in the morning and is scientifically proven to be highly effective, then we should act accordingly, But apart from that every time of the phase should be treated equally.

I am really concerned about the time spent by me in any usual day. I feel really good 2 be alive with all amenities and i should make use of this particular opportunity which each and everyone does not get. I have got a lot to write about those who are in need of these opportunities but in this post i would stick to my well being.

My Days which are gone need not be bothered but those which are yet to come is the main matter of concern. HOW TO LEAD A BALANCED LIFE WITH UTMOST USAGE OF TIME?

So with that note I have made a short time line of my work which is possibly prioritized to this particular phase of my life, so it may change time to time but now onwards at least till my engineering completion i should follow this:

Sleeping: 6 hours
Studying (Technical/college related/ exam related): 10 hours
Priliminary and eatery work: 3 hours
Traveling and wandering: 2 hours
Computer related work: 1 hour
Reading novels: 1 hour
Reading newspaper and magazine: 1 hour


Now thats the balancing of time and work: 6+10+3+2+1+1+1= 24 hours

I have given a lot of time for studying because its a very crucial time for me, my semester exams are going on and i have a lot of internship meetings, hangouts and many many more things to do. So i would restrict some of the things and make good usage of the time.

Its just One Life- So Live Learn and Love it

My ORKUT Addiction!!



I m with this community site for more than one year. I am an Active orkuter, being more precise i am a Proactive orkuter;-). This is a sort of addiction for many of us. I have made lots of effort to prevent myself from orkutting but always my addiction takes over it.

I sense that orkut is almost consuming 1 hour of my day and its not that i am chatting in orkut but i am simply doing nothing but visiting same profiles again and again. What a waste of time??

Now one thing positive about it is that: I have made an amazing friends network and have grown with it by expressing myself (through my profile and album). With all the fact sheets of orkut site, I feel that i would have earned him half a million so far. The main point is that i want to be in the friends network with the same time not get indulged in orkuting.
He's is the man behind this gr8 site "orkut" which is named after him "orkut buyukkokten"...cheers to his success

CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE:

Now from today onwards i will not orkut for more that 5minutes. YES!! thats what exactly i am trying to do, instead of spending time in orkut, i would infer those expenses on my blog or just arbit surfing/browsing. Bye Bye orkut.

MY ONLINE RESUMES? pained???

I have been registered with a number of job sites and a number of sites which offer internships.
My thought process is not just restricted to the high funda companies but sometimes i feel that i should go abroad and do a university internship rather that a company internship. If i am to list out my thinking then by count that would somewhere drop around infinity so i have listed the main portals where i could lay my hands on.

Resume Concentration:


  1. Monster
  2. Timesjobs
  3. Reddifjobs
  4. naukri.com
  5. Google AdWord Representative position (the most sort after job)
and a trillion more, the list just goes on and on. I am really striving for getting into a good company for internships and pounding a certificate from them which would go straight to my resume.

Just minutes before i had written my cover letter for GOOGLE AdWord Representative post, which is worth mentioning because its my first cover letter:

PERMANENT ADDRESS:
No. 11 Bharadiyar Street
Kaikankuppam Alwarthirunagar
Chennai-600087
Ph: 044-24866711, 09940306690
Email: mgirish.87@gmail.com

Respected Coordinator,

I am Girish Mahadevan pursuing my Engineering in Computer Science department(CSE-B.E). I am looking forward to becoming an AdWords Representative in this prestigious firm, As I feel that my immense interest in blogging and internet site exploration would really be useful for implementation in this particular outset.

My interests are not just restricted to it as i have varied interests in the Computer Science subjects as well as the other activities which are clearly mentioned in the resume (attached). Apart from the academic credentials which match the skill set of the job, my enthusiasm and effort towards the work would be really the main criteria in this work environment and i would want to implement new ideas as well as make an impact on the present scenario.

Considering mainly my resume i would want to express my want to be in company and work with it. I would really want to thank the Google Team for this opportunity given to the candidates with a graduation work profile and implementing such an easy process for the applicants to apply for the interview in the company. A reply from your side is highly awaited.


Respectfully yours's
Girish Mahadevan


today when i was reading a book on personality development, it was written that follow the intuitions, and that exactly what i did.;-)..best of luck 2 myself

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

fictional @ SHAASTRA

This is my second post for the day and its all about the same topic i.e. SHAASTRA (IIT-M tech fest)
This is not an entrepreneurial post, as the title says its me the Fictional writer.
I have give a write-up for the fictional writing in the event named as

Science Fiction Writing

i have made a 4 page write-up for this particular event and this is again a test of creativity, its the first time i am writing a fictional story that to with a mix of science and literature. I really loved writing this particular story of mine, here @ this point of time i feel really really blessed to have such literary skills that i can present something like this within hours (possibly someone may do this within minutes), but each one is good or the best in their own grounds, so there is no comparison with any one.

i m presenting my first fictional story.

Sleepunicating

(Communicating during sleep)

While you were sleeping there was something unusual about you which I could sense within no time, not in the physical aspect but mentally I could feel a synergy generating between us, You were in the REM (rapid eye movement) phase of sleep where your eyeballs were moving, so as I knew about this particular phase, I started thinking about what u could possibly be dreaming about and then my intuitions inclined me towards the Universe and to be more precise it was the AIR SPACE which stuck my mind as you had slept after watching the Armageddon movie and secondly, you have always been discovering by nature.

After sometime when you came out of the REM phase, I got some signal from somewhere that this particular phase change has happened in your sleep, when I came to check whether it was just my imaginative thinking or was it real, I got really astonished to see that you had stopped moving your eyeballs. Now this was really freaking me out as I got really perturbed with one article which I read the other day about “Human interactions during the Delayed sleep phase syndrome leads to the dilution of mind and makes it speed up the time and think of the future”. This was the time when I could feel that you could communicate with me, this isn’t any joke because scientifically “if we are able to move all the atoms/particles back to the place it had been, then we can easily reverse time” . Considering that we have moved each and every atom in the universe back into the same position where it was, we can reverse time and live in the past.

Dilemma about past/future

I was really put to thinking as the article I read was very contrary to what I have know to be a universal fact. I had always thought of time to reverse but was never put to thinking about the same time being forwarded. It was time that I stop thinking and sleep because it was to late, so I just decided to submerge this idea into myself and go to sleep, then rekindle the feeling sometimes later after I get up.

After I slept, considering any given time during my sleep I remember myself getting those same signals from somewhere and this time I though of ignoring them and just evacuating everything in my brain for a peaceful sleep.

But the signals were not looking to loose me in any ways, they had to be received I felt. So this time with compulsion I had to make way for it. Then again Came your voice and I was really frightened to know that I was communicating in the sleep. So with a lot of thought process, I wanted to break the sleep chain and get up, but then it seemed impossible as I wasn’t controlling myself, it was something else which had its control over me. Then when I just had views to listen and reply back to the commuted sentences, I got a sudden feeling that it’s not me who is commuting, it’s just the neurons in my brain which are into the play while commuting.

I was arbitrarily giving signals without having any proper message to convey, but then I received some messages which had to do with some theories which I already knew and which were already proven, Yes! I heard you talking about the Einstein's “ Special ” relativity theory which was stated as “velocity of light remains the same whether it is emitted form a body at rest or a body at uniform motion”. This was already known to me but as I had a good acumen I could relate it to my neurons in the brain and found that we are able to commute with some defined velocity regardless of the exact value of velocity intrinsically in the brain. So the thing which was alarming was that “when the theory applies to light, it should also be applied to the neurons in the human brain”.

Correlating light speed with neural impulse speed

Then I started thinking about the neurons, All the communication in our body intrinsically is done by neurons (in the brain), this is unquestionably a proven fact but there has not been any proofs regarding the speed of neural impulse while commuting and its comparisons with the speed of light in the same medium because these two are varied concepts and have just one thing common i.e. both commute between the source and the destination. Light moves where as neurons sends impulse, thinking logically I feel that “moving anything requires force or an affinity but signaling only requires the presence of the two bodies which are communicating”, so signals travel faster than the light if the processors (source and the destination) are considered to have an infinite processing speed.

Scientifically:

Impulses typically travel along neurons at a speed of anywhere from 1 to 120 meters per second where as the speed of light is 299 792 458 m/s.

But here we are considering sleep and the process of neural impulse communication from one brain to the other brain. This is possible because we have the same neurons is each and every humans and we can sense it if we are sending those signals from one neuron in source brain to the other in destination brain. Considering one body to the other the speed of light is as stated above and neural speed from one point to the other is 120 m/sec (maximum), neural speed seems really less but here we made this comparisons not between speed but between the source and the destination. For a light source, we are considering extrinsic factors but for the neural impulse we only give with the intrinsic theories and we are unaware of the extrinsic factors and theories.

THUD!!!!!!!!! All of a sudden my parents came and woke me up but the same thinking was going inside my brain and I had almost forgotten about you (who had got up long before me). I wanted to question you whether you were sending some signals to me or not but then it would sound really freaky and there are possibilities of making a fool out of myself, so I just thought of letting those question stay inside me and it was not the perfect time for them to be asked.

Ordeal came to an end

The next day when I was afresh with all previous thoughts withered, I heard that someone has been communicating via sleep and discussing about the speed of light and neural impulse speed, then I became really interested to know that particular personality and I was shocked to see that it was none other than you. Now I am sure about one thing is that, when I was sleeping our neurons were communicating and the signals were sent by none other than you and it requires theories to prove that neural impulses can travel from one brain to the other.

Discovering/concluding

Scientifically, The neural impulses are provisioned to travel with the same speed from one neuron to the other neuron which is know as “synaptic transmission” but transmitting from one neuron in one persons brain to a neuron in the other persons brain while sleeping can be termed as “sleepunicating synaptic transmission”.

From that time I have not yet experienced that same feeling but I am avidly waiting for it because I have become very much interested in neural networks and I just want to get to that phase and explore more to the universe (air space) and the neural functioning.

Team profile:

Girish Mahadevan

Computer science Engineering (B.E), student (final year)

Sathyabama University, Chennai

mgirish.87@gmail.com, ph: 9940306690

Entrepreneur @ SHAASTRA

I have finally decided to participate in the SHAASTRA(IIT Tech fest). I wanted to write this particular post around 4 yrs back but due to some or the other reason i was unable to participate in it. I m really really happy 2 participate in this event. Its not that i have worked really hard for this particular write-up but i feel that its bad if i don't participate. I am gonna try in some 3 events which i have short listed from the Shaastra site. As always its not participating which arouses me to such a write up, with obvious reasons i state that in my mind i have only one option i.e. winning;-). Best of luck 2 myself for the part in which they accept my write-up(i have not yet qualified for this event, only the best 8 will be chosen from all the entries). I have presented my WRITE-UP for the breakthrough 2007 event.


SHAASTRA EVENT-

Breakthrough 2007


TITLE: TensionNot Completion

Purpose of the Idea: This idea mainly resides in the software developing arena. Starting up with a Software company seems really difficult to establish and even much more difficult to retain. Considering a startup with great investments and expecting clients to rush in; seems to be the perfect formula for a disaster. Now thinking with the entrepreneurial mind I feel risk factor/risk management is one of the criteria which should be really attended and given high importance.

At this outset, it would not be proper for me to bring in the market facts due to two reasons that I am fresher in this field with not having much of networking with the software industry side and secondly, I don’t have a true picture of the exact problems in the work of the companies, so I would prefer laying down my views over some problems which may be faced in the software industries and which looks really logical to me as I am from this core stream in engineering which I m pursuing. So summing up with the purpose:

  1. Setting up a software firm with consideration to the risk factors.
  2. Innovative Ideas for recognition (Main stress).
  3. Expanding and Developing with respect to the approach.

The Approach: I feel the purpose stated above would make sense if it brings a proper approach to fulfill it. This is the stepping stone for the Startup. I have listed them in points which are in a chronicle order for a better understandability:

  1. Setup process- To setup an office with special software development team (implementation discussed in the later part of the write-up).
  2. Contacting major companies- Our thought process, as these major companies are established and have an enormous pool of clients, sometimes they are unable to satisfy some of their clients with the project due to several reasons. Now here comes our part, we would take those incomplete projects from the company and would finish them with a dormant time line and deliver it to the company and not the client directly, the main purpose of this is to set up good relationship with the companies and expand the network, as of now there is minimum concentration in expanding our client pool.
  3. Expansion- Considering that everything has fallen into its perfect place as required, we would want to expand the company with the utilization of some resources, and we would advertise and grow with our previously handled projects. Here we are self-centered and thinking mainly about growing (client pool) but profits are a secondary botheration.

Impact on market: It is a universal fact that the software market is the fastest growing and there is no possibility of a sudden downfall and would preferably go a long way. So we need not be bothered about the market stability or any such parameters.

  1. Target Market- it’s the software market being targeted and to be precise it’s the major software companies which are targeted with a good will of earning rewards and recognition.
  2. Market size- it can be fairly listed with some values presented on the internet but as far as this summary is concern I would stick with what size is being targeted. From the internet fact sheets: “The market for large enterprise software is set to grow at up to nine per cent a year until 2010”. As its clear enough that we have enormous business with the growing market size for the major companies we have a better chance of targeting them.

Economic Dimensions:

Capital generation for the startup: This isn’t a problem as we make use of the most common formula as stated down below.

[(No. of employees in the team) * (X lakhs)] + Y >= 20 lakhs

Variables in the equation:

No. of employees in the team= between 4 to 10

X = between 2 to 5 lacks

Y = Miscellaneous expenditure (would be done by the lead in the team)

Main Motive: Here we are trying to generate funds for the company not with any intentions of setting up an office, it’s a startup and I feel it should remain as conservative as possible to save on expenditure because success is not the only option, we can also experience failure (risk factor) at times.

Cost Advantage: This would be inferred to the inlet for the company as expected. Points which possibly can be listed:

  1. Production charges would be commendably lower that what the major firms charge for the completion of the projects- by this we are not just getting the nominal amount for the project whereas we are profited with the company network and the client project completion, by this the main motive is to lay our hands on the center of influence/confidence of the company and the market.
  2. Time line for completion will be lower- this would make the company flexible enough to generate results in the least possible time and save the other companies reputation in front of the client in the delivery process.
  3. Credits to the company- Lower cost of production and generating higher profits without having any hassles in the project delivery phase. This is an indirect way of earning credits for our company behalf as we are indirectly making our impact on the market as well as expanding our network and generating funds for the company to grow.

Expected Cash Flow: The capital for the startup is already discussed above. Here I would want to throw some light on earnings rather than expenditure.

Taking only the project earnings into consideration, we would charge the company nominally lesser than what it has charged its clients, maybe for generating the firms interest in our company, we can reduce it to the maximum of 10%, But with the complexities which are present are:

  1. Difficulty level
  2. Client reputation
  3. Time Line

We can expect the earnings the other to be the way around i.e. we can possibly increase in the earnings by 10% or so.

Expected Competition for envisioned idea: This is a real-time problem which has affected many major enterprises, i.e. these companies are loosing their clients due the crowding of clients which results in their inefficiency with concerns to the customer services. Here our main motive is to setup and earn some reputation and the final ordeal of our company expansion begins, but the main concerns of this summary are with the company establishment.

Problems in the startup:

  1. Doing a job with such high efficiency requires enormous talent in the software development team- this problem can be tackled by employing those people who are highly efficient in the software development side and as a matter of fact we can also influence the cream of software engineers from the IIT’s for the software development team to ensure that we have one of the best brains employed for finishing the task.
  2. Known personalities- This can mainly be addressed by some personality who can really work in our ways for reputation and building contacts and influencing the major enterprises with our job plan. Preferably, the person should be a personality with some achievements in the software field and should have some political influence.

Team Profile

Girish Mahadevan

Computer Science Engineering (B.E), Student (in the final year)

College- Sathayabama University, Chennai

Email: mgirish.87@gmail.com

Ph: 9940306690


Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Analyzing UNIQUE EVENTS

Here is where i would list out the unique events of my life, this is actually an exercise in the book i am reading. I really have to put some effort on my brain 2 recall the main events. This is a sort of an exercise for myself as its a self-explanation given 2 oneself which has 2 b true by all means as there is no point in diluting some irrelevant things with it because its not just gonna harm me but also gonna spoil my blog post.

EVENTS:

  1. Winning my first CUP for badminton and racing in 3rd standard(1st position)- this was really an achievement coz i had really thought that wining such things would add 2 my interest towards the sport. This was mainly due to encouragement from parents and friends, belief in me by my friends and my love towards the game and not towards winning.
  2. Getting the maximum number of votes in the selection for the school debate competition (in 7th standard)- this was really the best election in the history of my life(so far), actually the contestants were just me and my friend (name withheld), out of the two any one would get a chance 2 take part in the school debate competition. Now here i have 2 make clear that i dint win the debate competition nor i know my rank but i got selected on from my class. The scenario was something like this; we both gave our performances in front of the class and then for coming 2 a conclusion our madam had 2 get the votes from the class, now comes the best part, actually all the boys gave their votes to the other contestants but as the girls were more in the class i got the majority, as all the girls gave their votes 2 me, i won by huge margins. It felt really gr8, i still can live that moment but at the same time i was a little depressed 4 my friend as he was my best friend and i could c him crying.This was mainly because of practice and shear practice;-) and also seriousness towards the competition.
  3. School first or second in TT, Badminton(in 8th,9th,10th,11th)- now i could not have asked for more, i was the best in these two games in this age group, actually i should not say i was the best but one of the best(what ever!!). This i can infer to my practice and confidence in myself.
  4. Poor performance in academics from 9th to 12th standard- The most important and unique event as fas i feel, from 9th standard onwards i found myself 2 b in the last rankers of the class and had no tension with the matter of scoring marks, as a matter of fact, i got a compartment in social studies in my 9th standard and then somehow passed and got dragged to my 10th standard, there again i used to put all my failures on my faculties head and blame them for all ill reasons, the results came and due to the want of science stream i had to switch school and went there with high hopes but still was an underdog till the end of schooling, now the worst ever performance came 2 existence i.e when i just passed my 12th standard mathematics board exams securing just 2 marks more that the exact pass marks. This was the greatest blow in the history of my life(so far) as all my family members scored cent percent in maths and were expecting somewhere closer from me. This is only because of me getting indulged in wrong doing, having no sense of maturity and zero interest in the subjects and fooling around without even having a pinch of hard work.
  5. Stellar Engineering records and getting placed from the college- Now this was the best recovery i could have ever imagined, i came to some place where it took some time for me 2 settle down and then within no time i realized my failures and started studying, now i am in 4th position in my class in which i have topped around 3 semester. I m really proud of myself and this is self complacent stage which i feel is just 10% of success so far. This is all because of the realization of mistakes, fear of failure and wanting to taste success and a want to prove myself to others which i haven't really done but i could easily make an impact on my teacher and parents.

That would be all, its really feels good after jotting down these events. Any familiarity to ones life is a matter of coincidence. Take care..bye

Monday, September 10, 2007

JanSport weired Marketing

A weired experience:


I was out for buying a bag pack then i decided the best place 2 go would be SPENCER PLAZA. So headed for it in the morning hours and found that lots of shops were yet 2 open, But the main target was LANDMARK and thats the destination for almost anything.

SCENE:

I went to the store and started looking for the magazines( business today ) as it was titled "the best b-school survey", then after that i headed for the bag section downstairs. There the shop keeper showed me all the JANSPORT bags ranging from Rs1500 to Rs6000. Looking at those bags i had 2 extend my budget from Rs1500 to Rs2000.

I choose one bag which was special in the following ways:

  1. its brand is JanSport;-)
  2. its having a "sweat soaking technological belt". Hope thats for real.
  3. its having a very formal look, so i can have its usage in my OFFICE which i am heading 2.
  4. its having a 30 years warranty(WOHAO!!!!!!), that 2 international.

All the points are obvious enough and readily acceptable but what about the last point?does that seem logical in any ways???

MARKETING STRATEGY is so pissing me off:

i just cant believe; what does this company think of itself, thats just bcoz something like this is next to impossible for us ( the customers ) to believe, they have come up with such an idea. What i inferred from it that: STICK TO THIS BRAND FOR 30 YEARS and also NO NEED TO REPLACE THIS BAG FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS.

We aint some fools 2 accept this, i have posted this thread just 2 tell that i haven't got fooled by them, its just that i was in need of a bag and this was the best bag to my sight which i bought.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Time 2 FIGHT

Its again a new year for me considering my CAT preparation, today was the last day of submitting the CAT application but i could not submit it due 2 several reasons as listed in the previous post. Nevermind is the only word coming to my mind right now;-).

Only one thing which i should make sure is that, i should not be in the same position again in the next year writing such post about what happened?how it happened? etc...I should post from my MBA institutes hostel.;-)

There are a lot of things 2 fight on:

  1. My internship
  2. My project work
  3. My off campus company interviews
  4. My semester exam(thats the first priority @ this moment)
  5. CAT - 08 (thats the destination)

a lot of things in my desk, now i would really require some sincere attention given on the things listed above. Hereby i declare that the fight is ON for these things.....Wait and Watch.

Revamped GITI

The title does not sound good enough nor does the two words fit but that is exactly what i am about 2 do.....Change myself for my own betterment.

Things i will look for ( in myself ):

  1. Relationships
  2. keep a Smile on the face ( always ) as it brings laurels
  3. Exercise
  4. Contentment
  5. Behavior- Take initiative and talk to the person you know and establish relationship, never participate in gossips, Never give free advices as they may invite unnecessary trouble so advice when asked to
  6. Win everyones affection
  7. Being obedient to higher authorities
  8. Control anger and never allow a want for dominating
  9. Attempt everything sincerely and leave nothing to chance
  10. Get inspired
  11. Learn manners and maintain discipline
  12. Whenever i take help from other i should express my gratitude towards them by usage of some words like "thanks or please etc "
  13. Sleep adequately - At least and utmost 6hrs of sleep is normal and healthy for the mind and body
  14. Do meditation and yoga
  15. Positive thinking, always refute negative thoughts
  16. Sense of humor- this is very essential for coolness of our mind and an easy going lifestyle
  17. Never give up policy
  18. Self-confidence
  19. Cultivate good habits to take me to a happy mood like listening 2 music etc
  20. Develop strong desires
  21. Taking nutritious diet and also having lots of fruits and green leafy vegetables
  22. Have a lot of faith in god
  23. Speak politely and lightly
  24. Help other and do not have any selfish motives
  25. Stop worrying and stay calm
  26. Do not think about the past nor worry about the future as the past is past and the future is unpredictable
  27. Feel assertive
  28. Keep motivating oneself
  29. Excuse unwanted critics, leave them unnoticed
  30. Never 2 compare myself with others
  31. Always think failures and troubles make life beautiful
  32. Never lie "Better do die than lie"
  33. Find the meaning or the purpose of whatever is done by me
  34. Be devoted to GOD
  35. Not to fear failure and not be lazy at any point of time
  36. No postponement mentality
  37. Have an aim in life and do accordingly
  38. Be systematic
  39. Spend silent moments for some time
  40. Cultivate hobbies
  41. Use brain properly and give it rest and structure it for better functioning
  42. Visit places
  43. Don't look for perfection
  44. Stop dreaming and start working
  45. Improve on strength and at the same time build up on the shortcomings

Again as its a list there may be a lot of points which i would have missed out but still i feel i should first develop on them. I m a good human being and have some purpose in life which is still left for being discovered so the hunt for it begins. Good night !!!!!

once in ORKUT

I seriously don't understand how can people fall for this, i would not fall for anything which even has a pinch of disbelief. Orkut, is such a gr8 business as people forward messages with no reasons and think that it would really work out their way. Mainly Indians are so damn despo that they are interested in anything with the title:

  1. Love
  2. Like
  3. Partner
  4. Sex
  5. Marriage
  6. Mating
  7. Dating
  8. Kiss
  9. Friend (they wont even care for such a lovely relationship, they try looking for sex here also, bloody bastards)
  10. Relationship
  11. Wife
Now how can i not react to this!!!, with all due respect to our country i feel that the people in our country try 2 pretend as if they are cultured but actually they are mother fucking dogs which are chained and will deviate from their culture when they are let out...Considering these type, i aint a dog coz i do like girls but i never fall for such stupid orkut messages.;-)

I am a Computer Science Engineer(in the final yr actually;-)), i know how things in HTML work(just kidding), actually i am aware of the fact that each page has 2 have a php link to remit some message, considering my lovers account(anonymous), i feel there cannot be any built in code(programming) which could make her send a few love lines 2 me within minutes after i send her some arbit message. Now thats what i call exact fart/junk.

The Message which made me write all this is down below:

What every kiss means :b

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready

~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever

~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything

~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute

~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you

~Kiss on the Lips = I love you


What the gesture means...


~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other

~Slap on the butt = That's mine

~Holding on tight = I don't want to let go

~Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you

~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me

~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go

~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you



***Advice***

*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.*

**If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.**



**Requirements**

*Post this again after reading!!!

Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.





*****If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now

and can't get them out of your head

then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are

missing will surprise you!!!

***Repost this as: What Every Kiss Means"


Moral and Conclusion of the post:

Dont not fall for such posts, actually if a person reads it(considering me), i truly feel the content is good 2 read and is eligible to be forwarded, But the last line spoils the whole fun as its highlighted above, what fuck!! this is a shear fake thing for people 2 believe.
All this is bull shit and as a matter of fact while reading this no girl came 2 my mind.I m clean;-)

PS: no involvement of sender or my orkut friends. I like them a lot.
PS2: Beware of this, i think orkut himself generates these and forwards them so that he earns heavily from these stupid people.;-)

My SLANG dictionary

I love 2 speak in the colloquial terms coz that adds 2 the attention of the people who are listening 2 it. It is the best way 2 express ourselves and increase the reach of our speech.
I really love slangs...I have come across many slangs so far which i have listed down below:

  1. Sathyabma (my coll)- Source of all the Tamil slangs
  2. Chennai (my location)- Source of the Tamil language(intense) and its way 2 humor
  3. IIT Madras(sort of a hang out place)- Source of Hindi and intellectual type slangs
  4. Bombay (x-location)- Source of Marathi and Hindi slang
  5. Friends (some of them)- Source of highly influential terms and quotes

SLANGS WHICH I HAVE COME ACROSS(so far):

My College slangs (all Tamil)
  1. da/de- this term is used almost in every sentence and has its base in tamil language which is exactly expressed for stressing on AFFECTION or at times its just used for the sake of using it.;-) eg. hi da, epdi iruka da, y da ?whats wrong...........
  2. Macha/machi -Maximum heard in my college, it exactly refers 2 "a person(spoken 2) who is going to marry the daughter of the speaker", Now thats 2 much of fundas, actually its used for any person who we are familiar with (mainly with close friends), its a gr8 way of addressing a friend or a person of the same age group .eg- yenna machi, macha h r u da?, no macha, machi dont go 2 coll!!.....
  3. Mama/mapilai/mammu- it exactly means "mama(we all know this)" and "mapilai-Son in law" , it holds the same meaning as that of "macha" but the content is a little more intense and is used mainly by Chennai Tamilians(but people get 2 use it often) .Mama sometimes refers to a pimp or a broker who sets up girls(prostitutes).
  4. Mokkai- this is truly a word which means talking irrelevant, Boring lectures, Waste jokes. Many times it may also refer 2 a person's name.eg- mokkai ya irundadu, mokkai sir, mokkai podrain ....
  5. Oatha- this exactly means Fucking but in our college its not taken in this sense as people use it to express excitement or shock or pseudo anger.
  6. Gand- do not confuse as it isn't a hindi term, this is a tamil term which is used when a person gets really pissed with something , sometimes it also expresses anger.eg- gand itain, gand iduvan
  7. Matter- this dosent hold the exact meaning of matter as in science, it is referred to anything related 2 girls, mainly it comes when we talk about sexual intercourse but also sometimes in flirting, problem discussions etc
  8. semma- this is used for anything which as the best or something very entertaining, its synonymous to "2 GOOD" in English. eg- semma hot, semma match, semma ya irundadu
  9. Revete- This is also used to express Boredom, vis-a-vis answering(back answering).
  10. Mudu/Mud ra- this means "close" in Tamil but mainly used as "shut-up" in our college within friends.
  11. Loose- this is very common, in all languages it refers to a mad person or a freak
  12. adang kokka mokka- its a shocking expression which means "Oh My God!!!!!"
  13. Bejaru( pronounced as beh jar)- its very commonly used when something turns to be really annoying, its a feel of tiredness after some boring thing.
  14. Cutting- this is obviously a universal term which refers to "a small peg"
  15. Dubakoor- this is a cranky term and to be more precise it means Crack(its the same as loose)
  16. Kadalai- chatting for a long time with any opposite sex. eg-kadalai podrain
  17. vennai- it means "butter" but actually in our college people use it in a sense "Useless guy".eg poda vennai
  18. Usaar panarthu- to get something done by trickery or some cheating. Mainly comes when we urgently require something which is impossible to get and have no options but 2 cheat.
  19. kilambu( pronounced as ka lam bu)- its a decent way of saying "get lost". Usually this is used if the person is known 2 us , its not taken in a serious context, its always humorous.
  20. kalasita po- its means WOW that was gr8, mainly used with a person who has entertained or performed really well in some field and sometimes it also used when a person manages to do something fairly well without having its knowledge.
  21. Maanga- In Actual sense its " mango" but in slang terms it is "a fool" as students use in our college. This mainly comes when a simple thing is not understood by a person after it has been repeated a number of times.
  22. Peter- a person who displays his/her English skills over too much and many times a person who speaks in English is addressed as peter.
  23. Punnaku- this is very very authentic and used only by few of the Tamilians. It means "a fool or useless person".
  24. Porappu( pronounced as po rya ppu)- it means daily life/survival , by all means it comes only when discussing about a job or for questions like "HOWZ LIFE??".
  25. Thala- this is mainly used by the students when we talk about the cine field. It means "the head or the boss or the leader", mainly its actors who get this title.
  26. Vetti- this in actual tamil as well as in slang terms means " jobless"
  27. Wokay- this is how we say "ok", a very friendly way of telling it as it adds humor to the speech.
  28. Danks baa- this is again a friendly way of telling "Thanks".
  29. Asathita - this means "impressive", this is the same as "kalasita po". This comes when something is done well without expectation or a prior knowledge.
  30. Kalakara- this is again an expression meaning "fabulous or 2 good", this is used in places when a person is really happy about the thing done or happened to the counter part.
  31. Appettu- it means "unsuccessful or failure" and mainly used with a disappointment as in when a person was having expectations but failed 2 achieve.
  32. Kalaikara- this exactly means "pulling someones legs" or "criticizing them"
  33. Scene/Scene ra- its something which a person really likes or something which is really good by nature
  34. Bhai( pronounced as BAI)- its referred to a Muslim guy
  35. Danadanaka- it refers to a victory rhyme or something done with gr8 enthusiasm
  36. ooal/ooal okaran(pronounced as "ol")- it means a lie or a type of an unbelievable thing

There are a lot more which are not striking at this point of time but as and when i get ill revise it to the blog...;-). Now its time for some other slangs apart from my college slang.

SLANG (contd...):
courtesy: English Slang Dictionary, IIT (especially Madras), Mumbai City
  1. Arbit- its an acronym for "arbitrary", its used when someone does something weired or strange.eg- he is doing arbit things, the topic was arbit
  2. Avoid- besides the dictionary meaning, its used when something is annoying and its meant to have a forgiving or an admonitory tone.
  3. Ghas-poos- it means "salad" and mainly used with the green leafy stuff inside the eatery. eg. don't put ghas poos in my plate
  4. God/God level- it means Amazing or the best in something. Very frequently used, its a universal term for any thing alive or dead which is brilliant by nature .
  5. KLPD- its expansion is "खडे लंड पे धोका" and this is is used when something which is easily attainable gives a "RED SIGNAL".eg. इस टेस्ट में मेरा KLPD हो गया
  6. GLP- its expansion is "गांड पे लात".eg. इस कंपनी से GLP मीला
  7. jhand hogai- it means something which was done with full confidence back fired. Its very frequently used in Delhi crowd.
  8. Popat hogaya- this exactly means the same as "jhand hogai" but this is a Mumbaikar term.
  9. jhin-chak- it mean flashy or good, its again a Mumbaikar term
  10. Junta- it is exactly what it means in hindi, its "people or a crowd"
  11. Momay/Saamaan/Chuchha- this is a punjabi term which mean "boobs or breasts", really sounds funny at times when people use it.
  12. Randi (रन्ठी)- it means a bitch, a prostitute or a slut. this is always taken in a cruel sense and comes in the abusive tone.
  13. Breaker- its a slang for breakfast, people usually use this as it looks short and easy to pronounce ( BTW slang is cool so no harm)
  14. Bumps- it exactly means Kicking ass, in the college people usually give bumps to the person on his birthday(this is mandatory) but sometimes if the person irritates with his poor jokes or fundas then this bumps comes 2 play.
  15. Insti- its an acronym for "institute", this is world wide the same so again its a universal term which i am aware off.
  16. Intro- its again a short for "introduction", this is used mainly while ragging but many times its just a way of asking introduction.
  17. chamkaa- its means "to glow" or "lit up" but in the actually context it refers to some understanding of a difficult thing which has been read or explained
  18. crack- its means excellent performance in something. eg- i cracked the exam
  19. Hardcore- its not related to porn in this context, it means intense or something really crazy. eg- hardcore thinking, hardcore chatting
  20. hep- fashionable and cool, this is a very useful term in all senses during a get together, its referred mainly to clothes or goggles or some chain etc
  21. crash- this exactly mean to "go 2 sleep", but mainly suggest that the person is tired and cant wait to sleep
  22. crib- to raise objections, this is a normal English term very readily used
  23. Hugga/hug- its real meaning in Hindi is "Shit" but here it means something bad or irrelevant, its mainly used for some bad performance/talk.
  24. Funda/Fundae- its an acronym for "fundamentals" and means the same, this is usually used for getting the basics understood from someone( can be academic or non-academic)
  25. Fundu- it means good, intelligent, awesome. Anything which is not bad may be referred to fundu.
  26. chaos- Its the same as in the dictionary, i.e it means a problematic situation.
  27. Peace/peaceful- this does not have anything 2 do with fighting, it means "oh k, no problem, fine"
  28. App- its a short for "applying".eg- कीतने में app मारा (considering companies)
  29. Bunk- this is again a universal term for "missing a class/lecture"
  30. Chutiyaps- its a term used for mischiefs, its derived from the common hindi term "चुतीया"
  31. dayaa- this means showing pitty and this is what it exactly means in the slang case. eg- please bhai thodi toh daya dikhao
  32. despo- its a short for 'desperate', mainly regarded in a way that the person addressed is desperate for sex or girls.
  33. Dhakkan- it means a lid in hindi but in this case it means a stupid or an idiot person
  34. Fart- Not to confuse with the exact reference from the dictionary, it actually means "irrelevant talk or something useless or something boring".
  35. Enthu- its a short for "enthusiasm" and exactly means the same
  36. Fight- not in the literal sense but it means "to put the maximum effort in something"
  37. gen- it again a short for "general" inferring its meaning
  38. Frusto- its a short for "frustrated" with the same meaning.
  39. Give up- it can mean something which is unattainable(not interested 2 fight 4 it) or it can also be taken with the "fart" meaning
  40. frequency- this means the number of times the person gets engages in the auto-erotic activity, that mainly is referred to masturbation
  41. hajaar(हजार)-it means "thousand" in literal sense but actually its meant to convey something in gr8 quantity or a lot of things.
  42. Slog- it means to work really hard for something, mainly for exams but sometimes it may also be in sports
  43. stud-Actually it means "sexually active" but in this case it means someone who is extremely good in his/her field.
  44. scope- this refers to the extent to which the work can be done/will be successful
  45. saax- it suggest the positive exaggeration i.e for anything which is good or 2 good
  46. Pseud- anyone or anything who is highly westernized or has real good quality or has performed really well.
  47. pondy/BP- thats the term which is elongated for no reasons but it exactly means PORN
  48. Punter- a general term used to refer a general person
  49. ok types- anything which was good and went off well.
  50. mug/mugging- its used as a term which suggests "studying without any understanding" but actually in this case it means studying and just studying.
  51. kuch bhi kya (कुछ भी क्या)- it refers to the listeners disbeliefs in what the speaker is saying.
  52. keeda/keedai- it means a person with lot of crankiness or craziness

Now thats what is called as slang dictionary ;-). I love each and everything in it. Will try using them often, so that i don't forget them for the rest of my life. I am really tired after this research and so much of typing, now its time for me to sign off...BYE da..;-)

Friday, September 7, 2007

Friend'o'Mania

I have been really cruel to my friends, thats what i really feel and thats what is correct.
Cruel not with behavior but with mentality and intentions( the after effects ).
There is really something inside my fucking hollow head which makes me feel that they will be with me with full content and will not have any issues if at all i m going my way without having there concern.

Things i should loose:

  1. Not 2 be skeptic about my friends
  2. Giving a helping hand
  3. Always be in a jolly mood without having even a glimpse of seriousness
  4. Listen 2 them and answer what is required, suggest something if required, don't just go on putting fundas 2 them.
More things 2 b listed but now they don't seem 2 come 2 my mind...will list after it comes.
Bye 4 now.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Y IS IT ALWAYS ME???

This is exactly how i felt when i found myself on the verge of getting embarrassed in front of all the students in the Lab, actually its not the crowd which matter its just embarrassment.

GIVE RESPECT & TAKE RESPECT

This is what comes 2 mind whenever i get low on spirits due to someone's behavior towards me. As a matter of fact, in the above famous quote, i can see that there is no space for Age or Cast or anything of that sort, so it holds 2 each n every living being and i feel if someone (may b elder 2 me) does not give me respect then why should i give them. So, i feel there is nothing wrong if i talk bad about them or if i try criticizing them in front of my friends.

I AIN'T A GUY NEXT DOOR!!!!

There are some situations which are handled rudely, i get really pissed with them and always try avoiding them. I am not some unwanted crap 2 the society, i require utmost respect from everyone and i do give respect to everyone (thats in my blood). But really i feel some people in this world have no reason but to criticize for "no reasons";-), this should not happen coz that lowers my self-esteem. In the end of the day, WHAT MATTERS?? is nothing but a peace of mind with no cruel intentions. But these cruel intentions get generated in my head due to these fucking criticizers. I don't really want 2 write more on this or else i will spoil the blog.

INCIDENTS :

  • I went for RECORD correction and the staff found that there was no space for signature; Now she could have told me 2 make an extra column or she could have told me 2 bring another INDEX but instead of that she tore it rudely and made me cry for an hour and then finally i came up with my friends INDEX which she somehow signed.
  • I don't like when my friend(name withheld) asks me whether i had taken bath or if i had brushed my teethes. Its so rude 2 tell it publicly that some other person is not smelling good or not looking good. I really do feel that i have no reasons 2 hear such comments because i take bath regularly and i am very particular about being clean. Whenever i hear such things, i have 2 lie that i haven't taken bath thats just because if i say that i have taken bath in spite of them asking "y i haven't" then it generates a feeling in them that i am always like this and there is seriously something wrong with me(freshness wise).
  • I don't like when i am made 2 beg for the job which i am required 2 finish. There should not be any strings attached between the person who is giving me a job and who is assessing me for it.
  • Anything related 2 girls, vulgar talks , gossips are meant 2 be avoided whenever they involve me for some cheap reasons or else as a matter of fact i love them whenever they are generalized.
  • Discussing past results really piss me off , this may be because i have nothing on the desk 2 show;-),i really don't feel bad for it coz each and everyone has different experiences 2 b felt and i am really lucky 2 have felt whatever has come 2 me so far.
Now the purpose??
i have a lot of determination to tackle such incidents given above and i welcome such situations as they make me better.
  • Got lots of college work of Applying Butter 2 the profs and teachers and somehow getting the signature they need 2 put on the no due.
  • Its final yr and its almost time for me 2 do a job which requires me and only me 2 do it. If its not clear, i meant that so far i have not done things wholly solely by myself but not its time that i don't depend on anyone.
PS: For all the mother fuckers who have ever tried 2 embarrass a person in front of a crowd; I just want 2 say that u have no meaning 2 ur life and its just going waste, so the best thing possible is dying.

PS2: The above PS does not involve things done by the people without a cruel intention, for fun sake, For the betterment of the other person and for those who do it to mentally make the other person strong.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

ASCENDAS surfing

Hello..its just a arbit blog post which is of no purpose but its my blog so "Express yourself", just coz i feel i have 2 write on different locations and this location is different and kinda unique.

I have come 2 Shollinganallur to my friends place for studying for my practicals but i have not even started, have left it for tomorrow, dont no y but i m taking life easy which ain't really.

Description

  • Me, deep, Vic and our very own Rahul are sitting in ascendas
  • I m the only one sitting with a चड्डी (good one)
  • Have come walking all the way from Thiruvanmayur just coz the bus dint stop in Taramani.
  • Now at this moment i feel the battery has gone(10% remaining)
  • Hope v order something from here, hope not;-)

Thats all for today.

Monday, September 3, 2007

ROAD TO MY LIFE

At last i have sat down 2 write about what all i have experienced in these 20yrs of my life span. I feel it isn't that old that i can talk philosophical, may be after some 10yrs i would be in a position 2 judge my life. Now this post is actually 4 me 2 summarize all different things which have happened till now.

SPECIAL MOMENT: i am about 2 finish my degree, with just an year 2 go i will become a SOFTWARE ENGINEER.....ill b a graduate.;-)...i have learned a lot of lessons in these 4yrs which were good enough for me and i feel really gr8 2 have experienced it.

LIFE AS IT WAS 2 LIFE AS IT IS

  1. I was born in KORBA in April 13th 1987 which falls in Bilashpur District then but now it has become Chattisgarh. This is because my father was working in BALCO which was situated there.
  2. Then after staying there for a few years we moved 2 Nagpur, This is because my father shifted his office from BALCO to JNARDC. Here i started my schooling and was there for quite a long time; from 1st standard to 4th standard (in K.V, VAYU SENA NAGAR). I have lot of memories of this place unlike KORBA which is exactly washed outta my brain (not totally but around 99%)
  3. Then again due 2 my fathers change of work we came 2 MUMBAI, this was the best ever transfer which my father had every got; at least in my point of view. We moved to such a happening place that for the first few months i felt as if we have come somewhere out of INDIA..;-). Mumbai was really developed (the place where i stayed was 2 posh and active). I have done all my schooling here, form 5th standard 2 10th standard i did from K.V IIT Bombay then moved/had 2 move 2 K.V Bhandup and there i finished till 12th standard. I was such a kid, in a sense that i had not gone out places 2 visit by myself nor i was exposed to actual "Bombay life".
  4. Then after that i came/was pushed due some circumstances in Chennai for doing my Engineering from SATHYABAMA and now i m here writing this blog in my Grandmothers house.Thats my story;-)....My story aint Impressive but very expressive.;-O

MY PIT STOPS
  • K.V Vayu Sena Nagar Nagpur- till 4th standard
  • K.V IIT Bombay-till 10th standard
  • K.V Bhandup Mumbai-till 12th standard
  • Sathaybama Chennai-till now.....right here, right now;-)
  • Wipro Technologies (some location in India)- hoping 2 b till april 2009...;-)

Thats all for the news today! have a gr8 day.Good bye

CAT 07-08..;-(

I have no idea why i am withheld with this year's common admission test (CAT) for MBA. Actually truly speaking i ain't very much confident that ill crack it for sure but this persists in each and every candidate.
My CAT 07 is so tragically ending, i feel that i have been all these years in deep shit.
MY POST says it all.

Now there are a lot of things 2 do and i feel its really a chance for me 2 improve and come with a "dang" in the next year or as a matter of fact with a "Double Dang". Kudos Mr. Thinking..;-)

Just a sad post; actually 2day i got really got pained with all record work correction and project title submission. I was just chatting with one of my friends and as always CAT topic came up and i was so damn interested in talking about it, but some where down beneath i felt that i have missed or messed one year of my preparation and i have actually not planned it properly. Nothing is playing 2 my rules; nor my AIM CAT scores nor the College administration.

At this moment one song comes 2 my mind "CRY ME A RIVER" by justin timberlake.

Be Positive, whatever happens; happens for the good.

Lets stick to the above saying and carry on with one year and give a better shot in the exam the next year.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

HARISH turns 25

भ्राताश्री हरीश को जनम दीन मुबारक हो। वह आज पचीस साल के हो गए है।

Let me throw some light on who "HARISH" is, he is my very own elder brother who lives in MUMBAI and has flown luckily to HYDERABAD where my parents stay for celebrating his birthday, actually by sheer luck he got some assessments there(his job), By that i really was trying to say that the exact motive is not celebrating birthday but job.

Actually i have a very faint memory which reminds me that he is 5yrs elder to me;-D, so i feel he is 25 coz i m 20. But exactly, he is 26yrs old as he has finished 25 today. Now from today onwards he is said 2 b running 26.

ALL IN THE PHOTO ARE MY जीग्री दोस्त BUT THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY BROTHER, SO JUST THOUGHT OF MAKING HIM THE "CENTER OF ATTRACTION" IN THIS PARTICULAR POST( SORRY FOR WITHERING OTHERS;-))

FEELS OLD 2 me:

My brother is not that old actually as said earlier he is just 5yrs elder to me, as a matter of fact i have a student in my department who is 6yrs elder to me(name withheld). So there is no age gap which i consider makes him old, but there are few things which have changed; which makes me feel that he is old:
  1. He has got a tummy (he has become a pukka मामा)
  2. He has got a peaceful job with enough satisfaction(HOPE SO!!) (now that's a major point, coz most of us are not happy with our job)
  3. He has generated a lot of parental sentiment (it is very usual with people but this is very faint in my case, i never get excited 2 meet my parents but i just got scrapped by one of his friends in orkut; who said that he is really excited 2 meet mom & dad, Now thats a hell lot of change)
  4. He is ready for a marriage (cant believe he wants 2 marry @ this age, i mean v guys in college usual talk of getting married @ 27/28, So i feel even a day b4 it is fast)
  5. He is planning to buy a house in Mumbai (speculation from my mom, Now that aint a piece of cake, u need 2 have some bank balance and also a loan sanctioned; so i feel he has gone a long long way)

PRESENT SITUATION

ME->Chennai
DAD & MOM -> Hyderabad
BROTHER -> Mumbai
GRANDFATHER -> Heaven (100% sure)

I still remember all of us living together, i SENSE that the family days were very good when we were in NAGPUR and MUMBAI( in silver-oak),i would really like 2 relive them, our patti (grandmother) also stayed with us but she expired when i was in 7th standard and i seriously dint have much contribution and participation is family matter's at that time, i was not aware of what is exactly wrong/right with our family economically, socially, personally (and all other "ly") etc. Thats the main reason why i dint include my grandmother in the above situation. There is a lot to tell about my family and if i start then i would keep writing for hours which at this point of time doesn't seem possible, so would post one thread exclusively on this blog or else my other blogs.

PS: Main reason for this post in not family but my brothers birthday.

PS2: I aint sentimental, not even a drop of it is present in my blood, but i express what i really feel ( its realistic) no दीखावा.

PS3:at times i get really serious about things ( mentally ), which dilutes my heart with my hollow brain and then it gives a "distorted functioning" image. I m really about 2 reach such a situation , so its better i leave.

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John carpenter ki jai ho.......What a guy!!!!!!!

People talk about over confidence and it is not a good trait as fas as personality is concern but after i saw this particular video, i have a mind wash about over confidence and i feel that it has really helped him become a super hero.....No more fundas just have a look @ it, i saw this around 20times back 2 back.....A perfect comment for this

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